When I was in Miami Beach a few weeks ago, I couldn't help but think back to the time I took my mom for a visit. I wanted to stay in a nice place, so I booked a room in the legendary Fontainebleau hotel. When we arrived, I was met by a woman who took me to a desk for check-in. The first words out of her mouth after welcoming us were "And what are you wanting from your Fontainebleau experience this visit?" This puzzled me, so I answered with "Um... a place to sleep while I'm showing my mom around one of my favorite cities?" Which got me an instant look of disdain. She put us in a room that was under a patio room so we could listen to chairs scraping above us all morning. It was a shitty experience, and there was nothing "five star" about my stay. I would have had a far better time staying at a number of hotels which were half the price.

Back when I was traveling to Vegas a few times a year when I was volunteering with a charity, I saw that a new Fontainebleau property was being built in the city. Every time I visited, it looked further along until it just kinda... stopped.

I never knew what happened. I just assumed that financing was paused or whatever. On my last trip to Sin City before the pandemic hit, the property was no closer to opening and my guess was it had been abandoned. The actual story was a little more complicated than that, which I found out when this video popped up in my feed...

The place finally opened at the tail-end of 2023.

But has apparently had a tough go of it. Las Vegas has lapsed into a massive disappointment where prices have skyrocketed as the experience has cratered. Especially when it comes to food and drink because in addition to being incredibly expensive, meals are small portions with poor quality even at celebrated restaurants. Drinks are watered-down. Add on those fucking "resort fees" which mandatorily charge you for bullshit that should be included with the room price, and I'm very glad I don't have to go there 2 or 3 times a year. Because even though I wasn't paying for my visits, I would still be mad to see charity money being wasted like this. Assuming that the charity would still be going to Vegas given how the city has calmed down considerably, and most of the reasons I was working there have evaporated.

Odds are that eventually I would have been put up at the Fontainebleau Las Vegas.

Which has me wondering if they're still asking people "And what are you wanting from your Fontainebleau experience this visit?" Because I know exactly how I'd answer this time... "I am wanting a clean, comfortable, QUIET room where it might be possible to sleep in after a very long night." Which you'd think would be a given in Las Vegas, but likely not at the Fontainebleau hotel, where you can assume nothing.

I have yet to run across a word that offends me. Words are, after all, just words. Sure there's ways of stringing words together which can be offensive, but overall I cannot be bothered.

And because of the way I don't process words as "bad," I have a tough time understanding the pearl-clutching that can ensue when somebody hears a word they don't like. I mean, certainly you don't want to say bad words in front of young children who don't have the mental capacity to mimic such words in inappropriate places, but adults can choose to ignore things quite easily.

Today I ran across this clip from the movie Office Romance on Netflix which reminded me of a situation several years ago...

I was in Chicago meeting with some work colleagues at a bar down the street. A friend from the UK was in town, so I invited him along. At some point in the evening, my friend and I were telling stories about each other to my co-workers, when he started his next story with "Let me tell you about this cunt right here!" My co-workers laughed, but two women at the table next to ours did not. They were both upset, but one of the women was completely enraged. My friend apologized and said he forgot that word was viewed differently here, but that did nothing to appease the angry women who took their drinks and walked to another table across the bar.

"What a cunt!" my friend said, as everybody bust out laughing.

A part of me was wondering if we would get asked to leave because the women complained. But, if they did complain, it fell on deaf ears because we were there for another couple hours.

The next day at work I found out from one of my coworkers that the angriest woman did complain about us. But the bartender, who was a woman, just said "Okay" and that was the end of it.

I mentioned it to my British friend a couple nights later before I headed home.

His thoughts on the bartender? "Now THAT'S a cunt!"

Since I'm a member of the Apple Developer Program thanks to interface design projects I was involved with years ago, I went ahead and installed the developer beta of iOS 27 on my iPhone (but not on any of my Macs, because I value my sanity).

The first thing I did... the very first thing... was to run to the settings and change the "Liquid Glass" interface to maximum opaqueness. Still not as good as a solid color, but the frosted appearance is a heck of a lot easier to read than what we previously had. I remain utterly dumbfounded that Apple, a pioneer in computer graphical interfaces, shipped something this fucking bad. Maybe it's because I have old, fucked-up eyes, but "Liquid Glass" is an abhorrent step backwards that is now tolerable. Kinda.

The next thing I did was say "Hey Siri... when is my next flight?" because I was psyched at the thought of Siri not being a brain-dead pile of shit for once. BUT NOPE!

Turns out that "New Siri" isn't on by default. I had to turn it on. At which point it said that I've been added to the waitlist. Which is to say that Siri will continue to be dumb as a box of fucking rocks for the foreseeable future...

That this extremely basic question requires "New Siri" in order to be answered is beyond the pale. Android has been able to do this mundane shit for years! But it gets worse. On my way home from work today, I asked Siri when the last day of school is. Siri blanked out. Realizing that Siri doesn't know where my fucking location is despite it being set up to know that, I re-asked the question but included my city and state. "I can search the internet when you're done driving" (or whatever). Infuriated, I asked why they have to wait for me to stop driving to search the internet. "I can search the internet for that when you're not in the car." I mean, holy fucking shit is Siri a complete waste of time! Apple has BILLIONS of dollars. They couldn't have spent a small fraction of that to make a capable voice assistant? I guess not. Which is why they're licensing technology from Google, of all places.

Something that threw me into shock was a massive decrease in battery life. I usually end the day with around 70% battery left. Less if I ended up playing games or taking a bunch of photos. But suffice to say that anything less than 50% is exceedingly rare for me. But after installing iOS 27? I am lucky to end my day with 10%. Now, this is a developer beta, so you would expect that there's extra stuff running to track bugs and monitor ho things are working. But this much battery life? Doubtful. If I had to guess, it's the indexing which is taking up most of the battery power...

If that's the case, Apple could do themselves a big favor and add that message to the indexing message.

One of the more intriguing new features (and one of the few things AI seems made for doing well) is to help you create shortcuts. I had no idea how smart the system would be, and just asked for a shortcut idea off the top of my head...

I was not expecting much. So you can imagine my total shock when I actually got exactly what I asked for...

Now, see, this right here is where I want my AI. This is fantastic! I will have to play with it further to see what it's limits are, but this is a game changer.

One of the new features I was interested in is the ability to see better 3D representations in Apple Maps. I love playing armchair traveler to places I have never been (and places I've been, for that matter) so the idea of it all was intriguing. Not that I expected my small city to get a fancier 3D representation... but I was expecting Seattle to have far better 3D. But nope. Everything is just as wonky as it has been. I guess it's going to take time to reach anything outside of San Francisco and New York...

When it comes to HomeKit HomeShit, my expectations are always in the basement. This is hands-down Apple's biggest reoccurring failure. It hasn't worked properly since Day One, and they've made zero attempts at improving it. I am having the same problems now that I've always had. And one of the biggest problems is my Automations disappearing at random. No reason for it... they just vanish. For example, I have a sensor on my garage door which turns the light on when triggered. The Automation for this disappeared a week ago. I also have an Automation which turns some lights on at night. This Automation didn't disappear a week ago, but a part of it did. My neon light all of a sudden stopped turning on, but all the other lights were operating normally. It's frustrating, because going back and fixing all this shit is time-consuming.

Well guess what? The night after installing iOS 27 Developer Beta, my neon started turning on with the other lights again! The garage is still fucked, but one thing that was broken seems to have healed itself. Heaven knows for how long, but it is offering a little bit of encouragement. As I suspected, my older Nest cameras are not compatible with any of the new camera improvements in HomeKit. Typical.

One thing which hasn't been touched is that the Mail unread message count badge is still fucked. If messages get deleted without being read on a different device, the iPhone displays the deleted messages as unread messages with the app icon badge. I honestly have no fucking clue why this can't be fixed. It's fucking embarrassing that this is still a problem in the Year of Our Lord 2026.

And now we come to Photos...

Even though we're talking about a mobile phone, 75% of what I do on my iPhone is take photos. Camera improvements are the only reason I buy new models of iPhone, because I don't care about anything else. The reason I didn't upgrade to the 17 Pro Max is because the camera was almost the same.

This time Apple added a bunch of AI tools to Photos and the result is a mixed bag. Let's walk through some of the things I tried.

The "extend" tool is remarkable. Better than the AI tools in Adobe Photoshop. What I think is going on is that the Google Gemini engine searches the internet to identify what's in your photo, then generates an extension around your image based on what it figures out. Take for example this photo I took in Italy...

I zoom out to extend it...

And vióla! A stunning job of adding the missing information around your photo...

I pulled back on this photo of me, which I selected because of the pattern on my shirt. I thought that might prove to be a challenge, but it did a remarkable job getting that sorted...

   
The new reframe tool works, to a very limited degree of "turning" but the results are a bit odd. There's some uncanny valley going on. This photo of my mom eating in Rome looks okay, but it screws up the angle in a way that feels bizarre. Especially in the eyes. The rotation wasn't very much, but she appears to be looking in an entirely different direction?

   
The next photo I tried got flagged as some kind of safety violation because it had a bare ass in it. Or so I'm guessing...

I have a lot more playing around to do with the Photos app before I can fully understand how it's going to benefit me. And I remain conflicted over the fact that Google's AI models were created based on untold numbers of photographers who weren't compensated for their work. Yes, these are my photos being changed, but the abilities being offered were partly stolen.

I understand that Apple's Image Playground app has been updated, but since there's absolutely no question that it's based on theft of photographers and artists, I won't be messing with it.

There's probably some other improvements that I'm missing, but these are the ones I was wanting to explore. The only thing left that I truly care about is New Siri, because I'm dying to see if Apple finally... FINALLY... has a voice assistant that isn't totally fucking stupid. I'll look at that when (and if) it's ever loaded on my iPhone.

A boy can dream, can't he?

Today was Apple's World Wide Developer's Conference!

Big news of the day? Siri is profoundly smarter now! Sure it's not like that was a high bar to clear. Siri has been stupid as shit for years.

But anyway... let's get into it all, shall we?

• GOLDEN GATE! Craig is hilarious, as always. The naming announcement of MacOS 27 was almost too on the nose. That's how people think Apple operates in their big spaceship HQ, so why not lean into it?

• REFINEMENT! Focusing on fixing all the crap that users have been begging for seems like a good focus to have. And starting with addressing the horrendous readability problems with "Liquid Glass" is something I never thought Apple would even admit (remember the butterfly keyboard fiasco?). Fine tuning performance is also essential, and speeding up Photos will be a welcome change that's been a long time coming. Fixing searches is nice, but it looks like they aren't going far enough in Mail. I switch over to Microsoft Outlook whenever I have to find stuff because Mail is so flippin' bad.

EQ? I had to rewind, because they blazed past being able to customize the equalizer on AirPods. Holy crap has this been a long time coming!

STREET VIEW! Dang dang dang does the new refinements to Apple Maps 3D views look stunning. I know it will take a while to roll out to everywhere (and some locations like my backwater will be skipped as usual) but this is very cool.

PRIVACY! Apple has always seemed to be more concerned with personal privacy than other companies... and I'm happy that they are going full-throttle on keeping kids safe... but boy did they spend a lot of time on the topic. I get having this as a supplement to the keynote, but to go this hard on it within the keynote just made it feel that Apple didn't have enough material to present, so they dragged this out.

• BAIL OUT! At least they're not hiding that Google bailed out their asses. Apple couldn't manage to get AI working on their own, two years after telling us "Apple Intelligence" was here, so they had to form a "deep collaboration" with Google to use their Gemini AI instead. Unreal. And, as much as I love Craig, his presenting Apple's catastrophic failure as a positive thing was pathetic. I would have had far more respect if he had said "We announced too soon, we lied about where we were at, we fucked up, we apologize, and here's how we're fixing things." But that's not what we got, and I think it was a misstep.

• CONTEXT! The above point having been said, I do appreciate that Apple is putting rails on their AI "solution." The fact that there's an abstraction layer which disassociates users from the AI servers seems a responsible way to keep privacy as a priority.

• FUNKY ORB! I am very, very disappointed with the new representation of Siri in MacOS. I wanted them to use Lil' Finder Guy... but instead we get an orb? I do like that it's being integrated into the island.

• SIRI AI & DEEP INTEGRATION! So far, I have not been impressed with how AI has been "helping" me out on a day to day basis. It's been so bad that I've turned it off or am regularly ignoring it. Watching the demonstration of the new Siri AI makes it seem that Apple it finally... finally upgrading dipshit Siri to something useable. Something that other platforms (namely, Android) has been doing for years now. Better late than never, I guess?

&bulls; VOICE! I'm telling you right now... if Apple removes the Australian guy who's been my default voice for Siri, I will be upset. Hopefully they hired the same guy to create this new "more expressive" voice.

• A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION! The guy presenting Siri conversational chat was way, way too excited about something you have been able to do with ChatGPT for years. I mean, sure, it's nice that Apple has integrated all of it into their OS offerings, and it seems that it's a take on AI that's actually useful for once... but let's stop pretending that this is brilliant new technology. It's kinda embarrassing. And I maintain that before any of these people demonstrate some "amazing new feature" they should have apologized that they forced people to buy new iPhones TWO YEARS AGO to get the crap that they're delivering only just now. I wouldn't have bought the iPhone 16 Pro Max had I known dumbass Siri wasn't going to be fixed until iPhone 18 Pro Max was nigh. Apple owes me an apology... and money.

• APP INTEGRATION! Apple Intelligence being dumped into apps seems like something that sounds great but, in reality, is something I don't want and don't use. For example, having Safari monitor a web page for changes might be useful, but it remains to be seen whether it can recognize what I'm wanting... or just blow out an alert for hundreds of changes that have nothing to do with what I'm wanting it to watch. Another example? The Passwords app being able to go update all my bad passwords with more secure passwords is great. But I have had numerous problems with Passwords not recording new passwords, so this could quickly turn into a nightmare. I hope there's a way to select the sites so I can test this.

• HOMESHIT! HomeKit is a fucking disaster. Here's hoping that, at minimum, Apple Intelligence can fucking backup all my fucking automations so they can be restored when Apple fucking deletes them for no reason. And forgive me for being doubtful that my existing Nest cameras will be "supported" so Apple Intelligence can keep watch on stuff for me. Nope. Apple will likely only be compatible with brand new cameras with no help for older models. So they are announcing something that likely won't be able to be used by the majority of people who would actually like to use it. Not cool.

• SHORTY! Using Apple Intelligence assistance to create shortcuts is nice... but I can't help but wonder how reliable the shortcuts will be. If Home is deleting shit all the time, I don't know that I feel the shortcuts won't do the same. Still, this is a use of AI that seems an actual benefit. Hopefully.

• IMAGE SLOPGROUND! Oh great. Apple is helping people create their own AI slop easier than ever! Fuck them for this Image Playground bullshit that steals from real artists.

• DISRESPECT! Here we go. Apple "respects photography" SO MUCH that the AI tools they're giving you are going to honor the original photo. Sure. Surrrrrre. I mean, the new "reframing" tool looks crazy-cool, but is it really "respecting" anything about the original photo if it's changing everything about it? I'm not going to lie, if these tools are any good I will undoubtedly use them because they are getting more and more capable... but I have so many questions about whether these tools were built ethically by compensating the photographers whose work was used to "generate" stuff... or if it was scraped without permission?

• GET PAID! Well, the AI photo crap isn't free... it costs real money by way of "credits" that come with iCloud Plus subscriptions. Wonder how much of that money goes to all the photographers and artists who got ripped off to train these tools? What's that? ZERO DOLLARS?!? Wish I could even pretend to be surprised.

• MODELS! Oh shocker. The most "advanced" features of all this AI crap won't be available on my two-year-old iPhone 16 Pro MAX, even though I bought it specifically because Apple told me that it would be able to take advantage of the cool "any day now" features they were releasing. This is profoundly shitty, and fuck Apple for being such assholes about it. Everybody who bought the iPhone 16 Pro Max should get a huge sweetheart deal on a new model. But will that happen? No. Trillions of dollars in valuation doesn't come from taking care of your customers and keeping promises.

• IN SUMMARY: "Enhanced with Apple Intelligence, not replaced by it." Sure, Jan. Sure.

I had a post I started writing last night which I was intending to post today.

That will just have to wait.

Because I awoke to the most glorious news... there is a new trailer for Minecraft Dungeons II and a release date of September 29th...

I have never made a pre-order so fast.

Especially since, unlike the new LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight game, which is coming out months behind other platforms... it's coming out day-and-date with the rest!

The first Minecraft Dungeons is easily the game I've played the most in my life. I can't get enough of it. I'm still playing it. So getting a sequel is like a dream come true.

What a way to start my week!

   
• Don't Fuck with the Babysitter! I had no idea that Disney re-made Adventures in Babysitting! I was scrolling though the Disney+ app and there it was... ten years ago...

I cannot fathom it being even remotely as good as the original. And, to be honest, I have no desire to find out. The first go-around was lightning in a bottle.

   
• IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! I had to Google "Glitter Dumpling Reveal" because I had no fucking clue what that meant. Now I wish I still didn't know. Lord.

I mean, this kind of thing has been around forever. For me it was Baseball Cards and Magic The Gathering Cards. It's the reactions which feel as though they've changed. Kids see performative "reveals" on social media and feel the need to act the same way. Like their life depends on them getting the "right" toy or card or whatever.

   
• Happy Gay Month! This is pretty great...

I'm not a coffee drinker, so I don't know what "gay iced coffee" is, but this still seems a nice thing to do.

   
• Umbrella! Am I the only one who cannot hear Rihanna's Umbrella without thinking of one of the most amazing lip-sync performances of all time?

Not hard to see why Zendaya fell in love with him after that! She got beat in a lip-sync battle because he went all-in. If he's even half as dedicated to a relationship, he's gold.

   
• Authentication Method! This is darn clever, and it surprises me that I never heard of it before...

I love interesting stuff like this.

   
• Dick! A video looking back at the Warren Beatty Dick Tracy movie hit my YouTube feed, and I was bored enough that I watched it. I actually went to the movie on opening night back in 1990 (and got a free premiere T-shirt that had a big movie ticket for the film printed on it). I remembered nothing about the story. All I remember about it is that it starred Charlie Korsmo, Glenne Headly, Al Pacino, and Madonna... and that it was one of the most visually striking films I'd ever seen...

After the video, I grabbed my copy of the DVD and re-watched the movie. Which was kinda funny, because I bought it from a bargain bin ages ago for $5 and it was still in the wrapper because I never watched it. And now I remember why I remembered nothing about the story and why I never watched the DVD... it's kinda boring. Fantastic cinematography, phenomenal makeup, but the story was weak. And Warren Beatty was too old at 55 for the part. Because they didn't have advanced CGI back then, the movie was hugely expensive to produce. They could probably make it cheaper now (adjusted for inflation) but I don't know that it would carry the weight of having shot everything without computer graphics. Probably not.

   
• Super! I tell you what... I will probably end up going to the theater for the first time in years because Supergirl just looks too good to not to. The final trailer and clips look fantastic...

It doesn't hurt that the screenplay is based on one of my favorite comic book stories.

   
See you at the WWDC live-stream tomorrow! Unless, unlike myself, you have a life.

Odd weather lately here in Redneckistan.

This afternoon rain started pouring down and I heard Jake hop off the bed upstairs and run down the stairs crying all the way. After he jumped on my lap, I distracted him with a Cheez-It. Usually he loves them, but he was so nervous he just made it wet.

Jenny never made an appearance. My guess is that she ran and hid in the closet.

Though she did come out for belly rubs when I went up to check in on her. Though she did end up falling asleep, trapping me there...

Soon enough she got hungry enough to head back down for her lunch that dispensed from the auto-feeder while she was hiding out.

Given how the price of everything has skyrocketed, you can't fault restaurants for having to raise their prices.

Except... it really, really seems disproportionate to the rate of inflation in this heinous Trump economy. Because while they've raised their prices, they've also slashed the amount of food you get WHILE slashing the quality of what they're serving! And when people complain? Restaurants blame the consumer!

As if that wasn't bad enough... now we've got restaurants and servers saying that if you can't tip 25%, don't go out to eat? That's a bold statement given that half the time you eat out the service is ass. I ain't tipping 25% for shitty service. It's not an entitlement, it's a tip. I never know if it's a bad day for a server, so I rarely tip under 15% even when service is subpar... but 20%-30% gets reserved for exemplary service.

And since most all of the ingredients are just cheap Sysco crap that's not as good as what you can get at your grocery store, how is eating out even an option now-a-days? $16 for a grilled American cheese sandwich and fries made from frozen potatoes? Seriously? For that kind of money, I could buy an entire loaf of bread, better cheese, and a bag of frozen fries to make a better meal.

The only time I eat out any more is if it's social... I'm meeting up with friends and we need a place to gather. Or I'm traveling and don't have any choice.

Though it's beginning to feel like "not having any choice" is just making expensive excuses. A half-gallon of ice cream and a bag of potato chips from a nearby grocery store is probably half the cost and is a more tasty meal.

Today I took a couple photos with my iPhone, as I do almost every day. It all went well, the photos were nice, and I went on with my life. Then, about an hour later, I picked up my iPhone and it was hot to the touch. That's when I noticed the camera was still running. I exited out of it, assuming it was hot because I accidentally left the camera going. But when I picked up the phone to go home for the day, it was still hot to the touch. So I rebooted it thinking that something was stuck running and off I went.

The reboot did nothing. Furthermore, I saw that my battery level was almost zero. So I ran upstairs and put it on my wireless charger. But when I finally went to bed, I saw that it would charge enough to turn on, run out of charge immediately, then turn off and repeat the cycle over and over and over.

Multiple resets did nothing, probably because it ran out of charge before it could register the reset. So I finally hooked it up (wired) to the most powerful charger I own. This got it charged quickly enough that I was able to shut it down completely before it ran out of power. And when I woke up, it was back to normal.

At which point I realized that I left a malfunctioning phone plugged in all night.

I'm lucky it didn't explode.

In other news, I think I'm too susceptible to social media marketing.

There's a content creator who operates under What the F Show who has been making some Nerf War skits that have been making me regret giving away my Nerf gun...

And so I spent a whole $7 to order a new one. Just to have on-hand, because sometimes I like shooting random visitors to my house with a Nerf dart.

Plus I'll feel safer at night knowing that I'm armed.

Nothing surprises me any more. Government can't afford to provide food to hungry kids... but government can afford millions of dollars to gold-plate some statues of horses. Government can't afford Social Security benefits that seniors have earned from a life of work... but government can afford to start a war to distract from its head being in the Epstein Files over 38,000 times. It goes on and on.

This kind of bullshit from the highest levels of government makes everything else seem trite.

But that's not to say there aren't surprising things out there that are giving the government a run for their money.

Because this is the craziest shit I've seen in a minute...

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE... SHIT GETS CRAZIER!

And, I gotta say, the lies coming out of the corporate offices for "Bricks & Minifigs" isn't garnering any sympathy from people. Though I do feel bad for is the franchise owners who are being lied to by corporate and suffering the brunt of the fucked-up bullshit that corporate has enabled...

The original owners of the store are revealing shit about the corporate offices of "Bricks & Minifigs" that's making things far, far worse for this asshole company. There is no doubt what-so-ever that "Bricks & MiniFigs" is a fucking nightmare, and patronizing these poor franchise locations who are blameless feels like a terrible solution, but since they have to send money to corporate, it's pretty much the only solution until corporate is made to pay for what they've done. What absolute fucking monsters.

From top to bottom, this company has done a horrible job of dealing with this situation. The CEO outright lying on tape certainly didn't help.

Whatever happened to right and wrong? It's all shades of grey now, and society is shittier because of it.