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Posted on Thursday, December 31st, 2009

Dave!It's the easiest blog post of the year, when I get to re-visit all my entries for the past 365 days and see just how pointless and futile my life really is! Much like last year, a lot of my time was spent traveling. I racked up 164,000 air miles on seven airlines. Unlike last year, I had only minimal flight delays and cancellations, which was a pleasant surprise.

And now the traditional random Blogography snippets of crap from the year that was 2009...


Admitted I have a Twitter addiction.

Goofed around at SeaWorld with mah Hilly-Sue in San Diego, where we rode the Buckets of Death, learned to BELIEVE, and joined the cult of Shamu the whale...

Dave and Hilly BELIEVE!
Seriously, how cute are we in this photo?

Was traumatized when Ms. Sizzle and I were sexually assaulted by Etta James at her Seattle concert.


Was nearly brought to tears at the Nazi Documentation Museum in Cologne, Germany.

Traveled to the beautiful island of Mallorca in Spain to visit the new Hard Rock Cafe there and see the sights...

Looking towards the Palma Cathedral at night

Revealed ten honest things about me.

Suffered from my drug abuse.

Said goodbye to a friend and learned what is really important...

Dave and Lisa


Disapproved of First Lady Michelle Obama's wardrobe choices...

Michelle Obama Bad Weave

Spent a weekend goofing off in Seattle with my BFF Vahid.

Re-lived my life as one of the Spice Girls...

Had an absolute blast meeting up with friends in Davedon...

Davedon Group

Experienced the "magic" of Stonehenge...

Glowing Rays on Stonehenge!

Back to my favorite city on earth... Davenburgh!

Had the worst airport layover in the history of airport layovers.


More blogger meet awesomeness at Dave York...

Dawg, Poppy, Earl.
Dawg and Poppy with B.E. Earl.

Dave York 2!
Robin, Libragirl, B.E. Earl, Me, and Cissa!

Tried my hand at some inappropriate Broadway reviews.

Reveled in the glory that is TequilaCon Santa Fe...

TQ2009 Planning Posse Boots


Expressed my disappointment with the current state of Cracker Jack prizes.

Explained a problem with my MASSIVE NOZZLE.

Gave a behind-the-scenes look at the Blogography Show when Whall was a guest...

Lil' Wayne Hall enters the stage...

Took a trip to Savannah, Georgia and visited the magnificent Bonaventure Cemetery.

Released the most important iPhone app ever...

Ask Dave! App Ad

Visited mah Hilly-Sue in her new home of Orlando where we got to be pirates and then go see Jesus at The Holy Land Experience.

Started up the Lil' Dave and Lil' Wayne MAC VS. PC cartoons...


Told ignorant asshole Paul Marx of the Baltimore Sun to go fuck himself.


Attended the spectacular ConFab blogger event in Lexington, Kentucky.

Debuted Baby Dave and Naughty Monkey for a guest-post on Anissa's blog...

Baby Dave and Naughty Monkey


Finally saw Duran Duran in concert with my sister.

Took a look at my wild-and-crazy days of youth...

Alcoholics Not-Anonymous Here We Come!

Revealed the secret of How to Blog the Blogography Way.

Joined in on Blogathon 2009 where I live-blogged new DaveToons every half-hour to benefit Doctors Without Borders.

Had the opportunity of a lifetime when I went to see Hayao Miyazaki speak in L.A. with blogging buddy Howard from The Web Pen Blog.


Ah, the wonder of exploring the biggest rock in the world and the joy of attending Davelanta3...

Everybody except Julie at Davelanta 3

Explained the Love Equality Formula and said NOH8 the best way I know how...


Had the adventure of a lifetime when I guest-posted at Puntabulous...

Super Viagra and Vagina Girl

Gave evidence as to why I was the most adorable baby ever.

Another fantastic blogger meet, this time at Daveorado...


Got to see my favorite band ever, Depeche Mode, in Salt Lake City with WarpedGirl 16 and Marty from Banal Leakage!


Hit Las Vegas with the TequilaCon Planning Posse for event planning, debauchery, and ELVIS...

TequilaCon 2010 Planning Committee with Elvis

Took an amazing cruise to Alaska where I walked on a glacier, then went rafting with eagles, and ended up hiking with bears...

Lazy Bear

Got to see one of my favorite bands, the Pet Shop Boys, at their Seattle concert.

Explored my virtual career path...

Astronaut Dave!


Just one word: pooferflargen.

And then there was the life-altering experience of attending Bitchsterdam...

Bitchsterdam Group

Showed off my HUGE package.

Said my peace on equality.

Finally got to see the adorable spawn of The Bombshell and The Ninja in SoCal.

Could there possibly be anything better than three days at Disney World with mah Hilly-Sue?

Dave & Hilly on Big Thunder at Walt Disney World

I dunno. But swimming with dolphins with Robyn and Rachel comes close...

Swimming with Dolphins

And so does a wild night at Avitaween and non-stop pussy...

Avtaween 2009 T-Shirt Design

Went Hard Rock Cafe hopping in Washington DC and Baltimore.


Learned the Tao of Bullshit with Josherz...

DAVETOON: Lil' Dave drops his ice cream cone. THIS IS BULLSHIT!

Made some tentative plans for 2012...


Back to Atlanta for time with friends and Freestylin' Coke.


Not a lot, really. I did write this massive blog entry though.

And that was 2009. Everybody have a safe and happy New Year as we head into 2010, and thanks for reading!


  1. Muskrat says:

    What a year! Glad I was a small part of it.

  2. Hilly says:

    Happy New Year, Davey-Joe!

    I hope 2010 treats you kindly and that your year is fucking amazing, honestly. I’m grateful that you were in my life (psychically) so much this last year because my time spent with you is always time that I am happy.

    Oh geez, I’m all cheesy and sappy tonight but you know, I love you more than my luggage. And my cupcakes.

  3. B.E. Earl says:

    OK, I’ve lost a few pounds since April. You believe me, right? 😉

    2009 was awesome because I got to meet you! And Poopy…and Dawg…and Robin…and Cissa…and Libragirl…and…

  4. martymankins says:

    Goddamn… that was one filled year of goodness.

    This year, I need to make sure I include Dave Lake City 3 (Depeche Mode) in my year end wrap up. I remember what happened last year when I left out Dave Lake City and Dave Lake City 2 blogger events.

  5. Poppy says:

    I know it makes me a really huge dork, but I don’t care. That photo of me, Dawg, and Earl is one of my FAVORITES. And fondest memories of you up on a chair getting a fake birthday cheer was AWESOME! 🙂

    Looking forward to seeing you in 2010!!!!

  6. Wade says:

    Happy New Year Dave! Thank you for sharing your adventures.

  7. Lisa says:

    You pack a lot into a year! I’m glad I got to hang out with you this year. Going to Orlando and finally meeting everyone was one of the highlights of my year!

  8. Etienne says:

    164,000 miles!!? Holy Guacamole, Dave-man! That’s six and a half times around the planet, dude. I’m certainly glad one of your stops was here. Thanks for droppin’ by. Come back any time. Oh, and BTW –
    Happy New Year!

  9. Michelle M. says:

    What a year! Aren’t you exhausted?
    I hope 2010 holds as many adventures for you, Lil’ Dave and Bad Monkey.

  10. karla says:

    Have a very happy New year, Dave, and don’t let the rat bastards get you down. Hope to see you sometime in the year….let’s meet at the Depeche Mode bar in Tallinn!!!!!!

  11. Iron Fist says:

    I vote that in 2010 we continue this trend of seeing movies based on comic books together.

    Good times with you this year, my friend. Here’s to the New Year!

  12. carlos m. hernandez says:

    Happy New Year, Dave!

    And thanks for another entertaining year of posts.

    When’s Davelouis 2?

  13. Nenette says:

    Oh, lovely! Have a wonderful 2010!
    Glad I found you in 2009. 🙂

  14. Sybil Law says:

    Thank you for sharing your mind with us on this fabulous blog.
    Happy New Year, Dave!!! Hope it’s even better than the last…

  15. How many more Hard Rock’s before you’ve visited them all, Dave? It can’t be that many. And do you really have iPod wallpaper? I’ve been away too long.

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