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FML, The Threequel

Posted on July 24th, 2014

Dave!Third time's a charm.


   

Dave Bang Your Head

   

   

   

FML, The Sequel

Posted on July 23rd, 2014

Dave!Second verse, same as the first.


   

Dave Bang Your Head

   

   

   

FML

Posted on July 22nd, 2014

Dave!No. Just no.


   

Dave Bang Your Head

   

   

   

Pimpin’…

Posted on July 21st, 2014
Dave!... it ain't easy.  

Lil' Dave Pimpin'

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‘MURICA!

Posted on July 4th, 2014

Dave!O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed his grace on thee And crown thy good with brotherhood From sea to shining sea! O beautiful for pilgrim feet Whose stern impassioned stress A thoroughfare of freedom beat Across the wilderness! America! America! God mend thine every flaw, Confirm thy soul in self-control, Thy liberty in law! O beautiful for heroes proved In liberating strife. Who more than self their country loved And mercy more than life! America! America! May God thy gold refine Till all success be nobleness And every gain divine! O beautiful for patriot dream That sees beyond the years Thine alabaster cities gleam Undimmed by human tears! America! America! God shed his grace on thee And crown thy good with brotherhood From sea to shining sea!

Dave!

   

Happy birthday, you crazy bastard!

   

Tinky

Posted on April 12th, 2014

Dave!


Bad Tinky Winky

   

   

Teletubbies say "Eh oh!"

   

Tomorrow

Posted on March 18th, 2014

Dave!Most of my day was spent thinking "One more day. Just one more day. One. More. Day."

One more day until Winter is over. One more day until Spring is here.

One more day until I leave. One more day until I'm on vacation.

I can't fathom what tomorrow is going to be like. I can only guess I'll be skipping down the street while singing "Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love yA, tomorrow. You're only a day awaaaayyyyyy!"

Dave Annie

Which would be pretty odd considering how much I hate that song.

Well, unless it's being sung by little Quvenzhane Wallis. How adorable is she?

And now... packing.

   

St. Pat’s

Posted on March 17th, 2014

Dave!I had an incredibly difficult day today.

Which wouldn't have been so bad... it's a Monday, after all... except I worked all weekend to get caught up so I would have an easy Monday.

All for naught, it would seem.

And now? I just want it all to end. St. Patrick's Day or no...

Monkeyclover

One of these years I really need to draw a new DaveToon for the holiday.

   

Futurism

Posted on March 13th, 2014

Dave!The cornerstone of my life-philosophy is to "Live In The Now."

But that's proving extremely difficult given that the long-awaited Veronica Mars movie is finally being released tomorrow. As if that weren't enough distraction, in a mere seven days I'm off to Europe. So I don't want to live in the now. I want to live in the future...

Vacation Countdown: 14 Days!

...but after I finish my chocolate pudding.

   

Weeks

Posted on March 6th, 2014

Dave!Two weeks.

Two weeks until I blow this popsicle stand for twelve whole days...

Vacation Countdown: 14 Days!

   
Guess I should really start making plans and stuff.

   

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