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Advertising in the Age of Refrigeration

Posted on Thursday, September 25th, 2025

Dave!Picture it...

You just spent $3,500 on a new smart refrigerator. It has a 32-inch touchscreen on it where you can see your calendar, display messages to your family, show your security camera feeds... even display photos and reminders! Not only that, but there's cameras inside so you can see inside your fridge while at the store... and AI watches what you put in and take out so it can remind you when you're running low on something. As if that wasn't enough, the doors open by touch sensor, so there's no having to grab for a handle when you've got your hands full. Smart drawers can be adjusted for different tasks... from keeping frozen foods frozen to keeping vegetables fresh!

Sure it cost you $3,500, but just look at all the features you get! It's everything you never knew you needed in life!

And then...

Samsung decides that they're going to display ads on your refrigerator's screen.

$3,500 for a refrigerator that turns into a billboard.

And this is everything that's wrong with modern companies. They cannot fucking stop selling you shit. They want those sweet ad dollars, and don't care how much you fucking hate them for it. Because money...

Movie poster for Jason Statham's THE BEEKEEPER showing him dissolving into bees.

It's like Netflix all over again. The entire appeal of Netflix was the fact that you didn't have to sit through ads. But now you have to pay a shit-ton of money to get an ad-free experience. All the other streaming channels are the same. With the exception of AppleTV+, I think, but surely it's just a matter of time?

I find stuff like this Samsung bullshit to be outrageous. If I owned one of these refrigerators and was told that now I'm going to be sold ads ON SOMETHING I FULLY PAID FOR, I would sue. Sue like the wind.

Then I would use all the money I won to go ad-free on my new refrigerator.

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