When you are following a car that's weaving down the middle of the road while going 10 miles under the speed limit... don't you owe it to society to run them off the road, rip off the car door, bitch-slap the driver really hard, then take a flamethrower to the whole mess?
If you agree, then would you please move into Chelan County right away? When my eventual trial comes up, it would be nice to have a jury of my peers who understand justifiable road rage. IF YOU OR YOUR VEHICLE IS INCAPABLE OF DRIVING THE SPEED LIMIT, THEN STAY OFF THE FUCKING ROAD!! All these people do is make things more dangerous for people who know how to drive.
Speaking of flame-throwers, I maintain that they are the solution to many of our problems, including PCs running Microsoft Windows Vista...
And now I think I will be going to bed extra early so I can attempt to forget this terrible day.
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It can’t be all bad- lil’ Dave just torched the PC guy! (Does Wayne know you are using his guest-blog cartoon for this noble purpose?)
Being a Chelan Co. resident . I AGREE ! I’ll sit on that jury!
I think we’re being a bit harsh here. The two guys in the real commercials are affable fellows. It never got this ugly. You need to bring it back a bit, like Carville/Matalin. There’s a world for both, and I’m not a dick. I don’t think.
Ummm… if you find this one too harsh… you really don’t want to see what’s coming up over the next several days…
Maybe that person was drunk? Or having a diabetic episode? If not I’d so totally move there for you so I could get you aquitted(sp)!
For once, I am speechless….in a good way. 🙂 Flame-throwers FTW….
I’ll gladly move to Chelan county and acquit you if you move here and acquit me for doing something similar in the parking lot at my daughters’ school! (I was almost hit this morning. At least that lady said she was sorry!)
Why, what a large nozzle you have!
(side technical note: your davetoon is wearing blue and yellow, which makes green, which is the color of envy and well, yeah.)
I’m packing my bags as we speak. Justice will come to Chelan County! Where is that, BTW?
I couldn’t agree more…and have ZERO….can I just say ZERO again….tolerance for slow or indecisive drivers. Either know where you’re going and hit the gas pedal to get there…or get the hell out of my way. (Man, we sound like old codgers, don’t we???)
I must inform you that I was having a discussion with Way… er… PC last night and he informed me that Vista is the shizzel and that the rumors of it’s problems are just a creation of the left-wing media.
I thought you should know. Clearly any problems you have encountered are in your head.
Wayne is not only famous on whall.org and on other blogs, but now gets “roasted” on Blogography.com
Have informed Ty-man we’re moving. Looking for a home in Chelan County right now. Commence flamethrowing. 🙂