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Posted on Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

Dave!So... I'm guessing we're a step closer to Rick "Piece of Shit" Santorum getting caught in a gay sex scandal. I mean, if you can't even be photographed next to a guy holding a pink bowling ball, you've gotta be dangerously close to having some kind of repressed gay meltdown (which is probably the most fabulous, glitter-induced meltdown you can have). The only questions remaining are A) Where will Santorum get caught putting his pink balls, and B) Will it happen before or after the Republican presidential nominee has been decided?

Lil Dave and Bad Monkey have Pink Bowling Balls

For maximum comedic effect, I'm hoping it's A) In Rush Limbaugh's mouth, and B) After he wins the presidential election.

Because I'm pretty sure that's what would make Jesus laugh.


30 DAYS DRAWING CHALLENGE: Draw Anything You'd Like...

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This drawing actually goes seven levels deep... even though you can only really see four of them. At one point I was going to try and animate this in a zooming endless loop, but decided my sanity couldn't handle it.


  1. Donna says:

    I despise that horrid, little troll. I’m no fan of Obama but I’d learn to love him if I knew for shure it would keep that slimy, smarmy fucknut out of office.

    I understand the GOP is leaning towards Romney though.

    I don’t like him but I don’t despise him either.

  2. Kyra Wilson says:

    I like infinity monkey! 🙂

  3. Sybil Law says:

    Gaaahhhhh! Santorum is such a douche!! Also, it’s not nice of you to make me think of his balls. Ew. I’m sure they’re no bigger than raisins.

  4. so embarrassing that santorum comes from pennsylvania. hope people don’t hold that against us.

    love infinity monkey. thanks!

  5. the muskrat says:

    My monkey is an infinity monkey, too!

  6. martymankins says:

    There is nothing better than to have Jesus laugh with you. Especially at the expense of a gay-hating douche bag who eventually will out himself in laugh-inducing scandal.

  7. BosGuy says:

    Every time Santorum opens his mouth I feel as if I’m teleported back to the 1920s and not in a nice nostalgic way either… More in the Scopes Monkey Trial way.

  8. I honestly don’t know who I want to win the Republican primary, but I know that I don’t like Santorum on a personal level.

    Years ago, he lived about ten minutes from me (in Leesburg, VA). He was in front of me in CVS picking up a prescription. He made a BIG show of who he was, talking on his BlueTooth and throwing his Senate ID on the counter for all to see.

    I didn’t recognize him at first and when he said his last name out loud, and I saw the Senate ID, I put two and two together.

    So yeah, he was pretty much a tool in person but he would still get my vote over Obama. I doubt there are many politicians who would have an appealing personality on a personal level anyway to be honest.

    • Dave2 says:

      I wanted Huntsman.

      Personally, I don’t give a crap if somebody is a total bastard so long as they are good at their job. But Santorum is a complete joke. He has -zero- interest in representing all Americans. He just wants to make our country into a place that’s built for people who think, look, believe, and act exactly like him. I will gladly put up with four more years of President Obama over Santorum. Heaven only knows he hasn’t turned out to be my ideal candidate, but at least he embraces diversity and isn’t going to reverse all the progress we’ve made for religious freedom… women’s rights… gay rights… and the like.

  9. Mel says:

    Jesus isn’t the only one who’d be laughing. Just sayin’.

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