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Anonymous Letter #001

Posted on Monday, November 29th, 2004

Dave!I've decided to start a new category for anonymous letters to people who have pissed me off. I figure it is the only way I can release my pent-up anger without having to kill the dumbasses.

Anonymous 1

Anonymous 1

Another lunch-time highlight... I sat at a two-seat table and put my backpack on the second chair. A couple of guys leaving the restaurant pretended they were grabbing my pack, which went something like this:

IDIOT #1: What if somebody stole your bag?!

ME: I'd stab them in the neck with my fork and then bash their head in with the back of my chair.

IDIOT #2: Chill, dude! He's just kidding.

ME: I wasn't.

Yep, I'm evil through and through!

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Anonymous Letter #003

Posted on Friday, February 17th, 2006

Dave!My car went out of warranty back in July so, naturally, now is the time that everything starts to go wrong with it. I swear that those bastard car manufacturers plan it like this, because isn't that the way it always goes? Unfortunately, the nearest Saturn dealership is three hours away, so I get to have a bit of a road trip this morning. I am not looking forward to it.

It's not the drive to Seattle that bothers me, it's the fact that I have to share the road with dumbasses on the way over. Like this complete tool that I had to follow to the liquor store yesterday...

Anonymous3

No offense to any Ford Pinto owners out there, but seriously... if you are going to be driving $40,000 automobile, at least act like you know what you are doing. Otherwise, you're just embarrassing yourself, and needlessly irritating everybody else on the road.

And away I go...

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Non-Bullet Sunday 214

Posted on Sunday, January 9th, 2011

Dave!Even though "bullet points" are very different from "ammunition bullets," yesterday's horrifying events have depressed me so badly that there will be no bullets here today. And while I could type out an angst-filled rant over efforts on both sides of the political spectrum to unleash blame and hatred over something so tragic, I just can't do it. A man and a little nine-year-old girl are dead. Others are seriously injured.

I'll think about it tomorrow. I just can't do it today.

In an effort to put my mind as far away as possible from the heartbreaking events in the news, I'm going to get as far away from them as possible in my blog.

   

Look! I'm Batman!

Dave is Batman!

This awesome Bat-shirt was my gift from the "Bloggy Gift Exxxtravaganza 2010 Remix" over at Josh's blog!

I already had the Bat-iPhone.

   

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