I've decided to start a new category for anonymous letters to people who have pissed me off. I figure it is the only way I can release my pent-up anger without having to kill the dumbasses.
Another lunch-time highlight... I sat at a two-seat table and put my backpack on the second chair. A couple of guys leaving the restaurant pretended they were grabbing my pack, which went something like this:
IDIOT #1: What if somebody stole your bag?!
ME: I'd stab them in the neck with my fork and then bash their head in with the back of my chair.
IDIOT #2: Chill, dude! He's just kidding.
ME: I wasn't.
Yep, I'm evil through and through!