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Anonymous Letter #001

Posted on Monday, November 29th, 2004

Dave!I've decided to start a new category for anonymous letters to people who have pissed me off. I figure it is the only way I can release my pent-up anger without having to kill the dumbasses.

Anonymous 1

Anonymous 1

Another lunch-time highlight... I sat at a two-seat table and put my backpack on the second chair. A couple of guys leaving the restaurant pretended they were grabbing my pack, which went something like this:

IDIOT #1: What if somebody stole your bag?!

ME: I'd stab them in the neck with my fork and then bash their head in with the back of my chair.

IDIOT #2: Chill, dude! He's just kidding.

ME: I wasn't.

Yep, I'm evil through and through!

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  1. Rebecca says:

    love the anonymous note thing. people are so oblivious to their idiotic stupidity

  2. Ben Dummett says:

    And then throw balsamic vinegar in their wounds.



  3. Dave2 says:

    D’oh! Just when I think I’ve reached the ultimate in evil… somebody comes along and proves me wrong! Balsamic vinegar??

    Pure genius.

    Pure EVIL genius!! Mwahahaha indeed.

  4. Patrick says:

    I just love it when people understand how devious one’s mind works, that they actually picture themselves being stabbed with a fork and getting their heads bashed in. It’s almost as if Dirty Harry came along: “Make my day…”

  5. Dave2 says:

    I’m just perplexed by people who think they’re so funny that random strangers will be amused with their antics. I mean, what was I supposed to say? “HA HA HAAAH! You are SO FUNNY! Thanks for making my day!” Yeah, right.

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