I've made no secret of my utter loathing of the "Snyderverse" series of films based on DC Comics characters. It was a dark, bored, joyless slog. Man of Steelwas a horrifically bad take on Superman, which was a bitter pill to swallow given how much I loved Henry Cavill for the role. Then we moved on to Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice which somehow ended up being even worse. There was a brief reprieve with the exceptional Wonder Woman flick, but then we got Justice League which is one of my most hated movies of all time.
And that was that. Other than a cameo in the atrocious Black Adam and a kinda-cameo in the even more atrocious Shazam!, Superman was done.
Until now.
As I said yesterday, I liked the movie quite a lot. I watched it again yesterday so I could write up a running commentary while my first reactions were fresh in my head.
If you're on the fence about watching the film, here's a look at Krypto, along with one of the best comic book fight scenes you'll see...
Needless to say, I'll be spoiling the movie completely...
The opening exposition was done in a way that sets anticipation for the film, which is a pleasant surprise from how we usually get a full book of information that has you bored before the movie even begins.
This Krypto is a bit of a troublemaker and scamp, just like the earlier comics. It's a lot more fun and interesting than the later, super-smart canine which was more like a person in a dog suit than an actual dog.
This Fortress of Solitude is a fantastic take on the crystal structure from the 1979 Superman movie. It's so strange that The Fortress in the comic book source material is so radically different, and yet the movie version is what I always think of.
The Superman robots! Straight out of the comic book era I love! And of course we're getting Alan Tudyk voicing Number Four.
Bradley Cooper as Jor-El is pretty fantastic.
In the comic books, The Engineer is a shiny metal hero. Here she's a human-looking regular person. I think this is probably a good call, because we don't have a CGI-based character walking around all the time. And yet... I can't help but feel she's a downgrade here.
Krypto being Krypto is going to steal every scene in this movie. I can feel it. Lovable mutt.
It's been criticized online, but I actually like the flying effect they've given Superman. The perspective makes him feel faster.
I was highly dubious about casting Nicholas Hoult as Lex Luthor. But dang does he own the role from his first minute on-screen. Such a vast, vast improvement over the inexplicably stupid take that Zach Snyder had with Jesse Eisenberg.
The fact that super-villains never seem to lack the ability to get a never-ending supply of evil henchmen has always been strange in the comics. And here we are. These psychos working for Luthor are nicely comic book accurate.
The design of The Daily Planet building is awesome.
The true test of a good Superman actor is how they play Clark Kent. David Corenswet may be my favorite since Christopher Reeve.
Amazing. The casting for Ma and Pa Kent is flawless. They feel like they actually could be Kansas farmers.
In the new DCU, Lex created The Engineer? Odd choice. I'm guessing it's to play up how smart he is, so... okay.
"Planetwatch?" So we're a stepping stone away from getting Stormwatch then?
I rather like that James Gunn didn't waste time with your typical Lois Lane subplot where she's trying to figure out Superman's secret identity. Done to death.
Rachel Brosnahan has a modern interpretation of Lois that completely nails the character.
This "interview," while probably important to define the complex world in which Superman exists, is dragging on in an uninteresting way.
That being said. This is a real showcase as to why the actors playing Clark and Lois were cast.
It seems weird as to why Superman would announce he's an alien to the world. Don't his god-like powers make him far enough removed from humanity? Seems this could have been better handled if Lex discovered he was an alien and used it against him.
Valerie Perrine as Miss Teschmacher in the 1978 movie was a delight. This one is coming across as grating.
Well. This is brutal. Poor Superman Robots.
How does The Engineer know this is his parents?
You can tell that this is not the Real World because in this reality these meta-human battles are so normalized that people are recording them instead of running away.
Nice callbacks to the incredible John Williams original score keep popping up, but the music itself is fresh.
"Justice Gang"... okay. I can only guess that eventually this will morph into the Justice League. Very smart of Gunn to not use "Justice League" right away given what a shit-show the last movie was.
I like the way that they decided to make Green Lantern's energy constructs a bit more grounded. Not wildly glowing but more like glass or something.
Guy Gardner is perfectly captured by Nathan Fillion. Painfully comic book accurate. Except his hair is more blonde than orange-red, and I'm not sure why.
Oof. Jor-El and Lara are not such good people in this universe.
Pretty stupid that people immediately turn against Superman when they were just cheering him a minute ago? For all they know, this is AI fakery.
Stagg Industries! Metamorpho Easter egg!
"There's no way this message in unauthentic." Well, there you have it. WTF?
The President of Boravia is suitably creepy. And... oh boy... working with Lex Luthor to boot.
If the Fortress is keyed to Superman's DNA, I guess that means UltraMan is a clone?
Hoult is flawless as Lex. Flawless. He's a bad, bad man.
Peacemaker! Sweet cross-promotion!
James Gunn having this scene between Lois and Clark taking place in front of a window where the Justice Gang are battling a "space imp" is genius. Just keeps driving home how weird a world with actual super-heroes would be.
Okay... Superman's concern for Krypto is darn touching.
The CGI in this movie is pretty impressive.
Metamorpho is... bad?!? The Engineer I could forgive, but this?!? And how does he know the molecular structure of Kryptonite? Has it landed on earth? Does Luthor have access? If he does, why does he need Metamorpho. These are some bizarre choices.
Wow. James Gunn has gone full-on comic book with this pocket universe /slash/ outrage farm monkeys /slash/ Krypto containment idea.
Yikes. Miss Teschmacher is not just annoying, she's bonkers.
And I am absolutely not a fan with this whole Jimmy Olson, ladies man, take on the character. It just keeps getting worse.
So Metamorpho isn't bad, he's being forced to be bad? Except he's still being more bad than he really has to be with torturing Superman like this.
Hypno-glasses. Perfect.
God. How cool is Mr. Terrific? Edi Gathegi is getting the redemption of all redemptions from the shitty way his character Darwin was treated in X-Men: First Class. Incredible how flawlessly he's been translated to the screen.
Good Lord. Killing the falafel vendor was a dark, dark turn of events. Seems so unnecessary.
Ummm. These prisoners have no privacy to use the toilet?!? Sadistic.
Alrighty then. Mr. Terrific just completely stole the entire movie with this fight scene. The way he gives zero shits about all these bad guys hanging around... treating them like they're not even there... is beyond cool. And having one of them say "It's just the smart one." right before he completely wrecks everybody is brilliant. Lois's reaction to what's happening is all of us.
Of course the music choices are on-point. It's all James Gunn.
Yeah. When Krypto can even manage to upstage Mr. Terrific, you know you've struck gold.
Krypto looks wonderfully fluid when flying. He should look ridiculous, but he just doesn't.
"The controls are easy and intuitive." They'd pretty much have to be if Lois is going to have to fly it.
Oh Krypto. Don't ever change.
Yep. Yep. Yep. The casting of Clark's human parents is genius.
An otherwise near-perfect film is really close to getting sabotaged by this whole Jimmy Olson situation. That's a shame.
GAH! Krypto is so adorable right now!
AND NOW AGAIN!
How James Gunn is able to transition from balls-out action and weirdness to scenes so remarkably human like this one between Clark and Pa Kent is what makes him such a great fit for comic book movies. It's a rare talent.
Yeah, the parallels between what's happening in the Real World and the fictional situation in this movie are not lost at all.
When you have meta-human battles and comic book weirdness going on in your reality, city-wide evacuation is probably a normal happening.
Beck Bennett as Steve Lombard is great casting. If not for Jimmy Olson, I'd almost like to see a The Daily Planet limited series. UPDATE: Annnd... I'm told that the rumor is there's a Jimmy Olson limited series in the works?!? WTF?
Okay, the CGI fight here is not so great.
Yeah. Few people could have pulled off this look of sheer evil the way Nicholas Hoult managed to do it. Worth the money to cast him, I'm sure.
Ultraman is a Superman clone. I prefer this to my first assumption... which was that he'd end being Bizarro.
The little kid clinging to his Superman flag is just oddly manipulative at this point.
Yeah. This is peak Guy Gardner right here. Love it. How they managed to get this movie rated PG-13 between the head-shot to the falafel cart vendor and these middle-finger Green Lantern constructs is kinda a mystery to me.
A lot of Snyder fanboys made a huge deal over Hawkgirl's unhinged screaming. I, on the other hand, think it's darn smart. Especially if this is the version of the character that's from Thanagar. Making her a frickin' alien for heaven's sake. Of course she's going to have weird, alien things about her.
"I'm not like Superman." That's for sure. I can't help but think that if asshole world leaders were regularly dropped from the sky when they do evil shit, we'd have less evil shit going on in the world.
Yeah. This is totally Krypto's movie, and I'm not the least bit mad about it.
Goddamn Mr. Terrific is going to save the day.
And... James Gunn totally has a bead on the character here.
Krypton beating the ever-loving-shit out Luthor is in my top-five scenes in the entire film. Good boy.
Aw, James Gunn cast his brother as Maxwell Lord. Classic.
Welp. If Lex didn't hate Superman enough... he sure does now. And he's off to visit Amanda Waller at Belle Reve. How nice.
WELL OKAY THEN! Since Krypto is Supergirl's dog, that means he'll be in the Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow movie. Now I'm doubly looking forward to it.
Yep. Gunn found the perfect ending to the movie. Yes he did.
So... if Krypto left with Supergirl, this mid-credit scene of Superman and Krypto on the moon must just be for fun. Cute.
The post-credits scene isn't much, but it does allow us to see Mr. Terrific one last time. No complaining about that.
Boy. That two hours just blows by. Even the second time around.
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