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Bullet Sunday 303

Posted on Sunday, November 4th, 2012

Dave!Stop screaming at that football game ... because Bullet Sunday starts now...

• Sandy. Needless to say, those areas devastated by the hurricane can use your help. If you can spare a few bucks, you can text REDCROSS to 90999 from your mobile phone to donate $10 to their Sandy relief efforts. And because our four-legged friends are also suffering... you can text HUMANE to 80888 to donate $10 to Humane Society Disaster Relief Fund. Every little bit helps.

• Election. Like everybody else in the US, I am sick to death of the non-stop political ads that have been inundating our lives. At this point, I don't even give a shit who wins or loses... I just want it all to stop.

Here in Washington, it's particularly bad because of our gubernatorial race. I'm not particularly thrilled with Democratic candidate Jay Inslee because he seems to be more about talking points than specific solutions. Republican candidate Rob McKenna is geeky smart and not afraid to get into specifics, which is a big plus for me... but, then again, he objected to Washington's marriage equality law because he says it could lead to incest and polygamy... which just goes to show that even people who appear "geeky smart" can be as stupid as a fucking rock. All I know is that no matter who wins, I will be very happy not to have to look at their creepy politician smiles gracing my television every fifteen minutes...

Creepy Rob McKenna

Creepy Jay Inslee

More and more I think our dysfunctional two-party political system is going to be our undoing. The special interest dicks that candidates have to suck in order to get on the ballot insure that they will never be 100% vested in serving the people they are supposed to be representing. If only I could cast a vote of no confidence for the whole damn ballgame.

• Equal? Another thing I won't miss? All these absurd "Protect Marriage" ads. What a load of crap. It's such a chickenshit way of saying "Nobody gets to be a family unless they meet our standards for what constitutes a family... and we hate your family, so you don't get to be legally recognized as a family." Meanwhile, real people who are in real relationships are getting shit on...

It used to be that I wanted Washington Referendum 74 to pass so that my friends who want to get married can finally get married... but now I want it to pass so all these fucking idiots will stop peddling their hate on my television.

• Issues. If politicians really wanted to get on my good side, they'd pledge to get rid of three stupid things that annoy the shit out of me...

  • DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME. Enough with dicking around with the clocks already! Just split the difference, move the clocks a half-hour, then never fucking touch the damn things again!
  • ROBOCALLS. If a machine is going to call me with a recorded message, it had better be an Elizabeth Hurley FemBot calling with free blow jobs.
  • AUTODIALERS. Call centers have machines dial hundreds of phone numbers at the same time and connect their operators with anybody who answers. The problem is that it takes FOREVER to connect, so you're left saying "HELLO? HELLO? HELLO?"... and, if there's no operator available, nobody will ever pick up. THEN THEY CALL YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN.

And these are only the things that have been pissing me off today. But it's a good start. I think I'd support any candidate for any office if they promised to deal with this crap. Attention Communist Party: here's your opportunity!

• Cancelation. USA Network, which produces a number of TV shows I enjoy, recently announced the cancelation of two series that I was really into... Fairly Legal and Common Law...

Fairly Legal and Common Law

I am so tired of seeing smart television killed off to make room for the same old shit. This is no big surprise coming from the major networks, but I expect better from cable networks like USA.

Annnnnd... Two. More. Days. Two more days of this political bullshit before it's all over. If only I could go into a coma for 48 hours.

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  1. Tracy says:

    Sometimes I read your blog and I feel like you’re reading my mind. Agreed on all bullets!

  2. kapgar says:

    They canceled Fairly Legal and Common Law??? Katie and I love BOTH those shows. Asshats!

  3. the muskrat says:

    cannot wait for 11/7.

  4. Kailyn says:

    I am tired of seeing the ads around here saying how we should vote against Prop 37– the one for GMO labeling. And all the hate-filled stuff I have had to block in my Facebook feed.

    Figured that Fairly Legal would get cancelled eventually. I am still pissed off over Life getting cancelled. Loved Sarah on that show.

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