I'm not a very material guy. At least not anymore. I'd rather spend my money on traveling than on "things." As long as I have my MacBook Pro, my iPhone, and my camera, I'm pretty indifferent about any other stuff I've accumulated. So much so that for the past several months I've been getting rid of the clutter in my life by the box-full. About the only thing I want to buy is a new improved MacBook Pro, new improved iPhone, and new improved camera.
And then...
It's a frickin' onesie! It's baby pajamas for adults! How genius is that?
Even the name is genius... FOREVER LAZY!
Who doesn't want to be forever lazy? Sitting around the house eating junk food and watching television. And when that gets to be too much for you, you can just take a nap right there on the couch because you're wrapped in a blanket already. About the only effort you have to put out is when you poop. But wait... they even made that easy!
So now I'm torn. If I want to eventually upgrade my MacBook Pro, my iPhone, and my camera, then this isn't an option. It's not like the money to do all that is going to fall from the sky once I stop working to be Forever Lazy.
I need to find a way to make money at being a lazy asshole that doesn't have to think or make sense and can sit around being stupid as a hell all day long...
Hmmmm... wonder where I can find a sweet gig like that?
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I was thinking you could take Newt’s gig, seeing as you negated thinking or making sense, but I realized that would require STANDING around being stupid all day.
Sorry for any excitement I may have caused you.
OMG!! How are folks just finding out about this piece of crap?? I blogged this a month or so ago when I saw it advertised during a football game. Like we need another idiotic product to make us look like ugly Americans…. Sigh, sorry to go off like that but anything that includes a “butt flap” just stirs my ire.
I do imagine it would come in handy up your way though.
I believe this is what the human’s in Wall-e started wearing.
good thing i canceled my cable or i would own one of those bad boys. and be sweating, regretting my late night purchase!
(i am SUCH a sucker for infomercials.)
The way I’m feeling today I could use a pair of footie pajamas. My fuzzy hoodie is a good compromise though.
Here is what you need…and I want a picture once you get it:
Now I wanna Onesie!!
That picture of Rush is not nice!!
I almost got one of these lazy forever outfits in a Yankee Grab / Swap this past weekend. Alas it was swiped from me. 🙁