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Posted on Thursday, October 14th, 2010

Dave!I spent my entire day craving a donut.

But since donuts aren't very healthy, I abstained and didn't buy a donut. Even though not having the donut made me want a donut even more. Now that I'm home with no donut, and the bakery is closed so I can't buy a donut, all I can think about is donuts. I've eaten everything in my home that's not a donut and it hasn't helped me forget about wanting a donut. And so now I'm uncomfortably full... couldn't eat another bite, really... and yet I still want a donut...

DAVETOON: Dave Wants A Donut

I should have just bought the damn donut when I was first wanting a donut, then I wouldn't be in this predicament.

Do you think if I punched a hole in a chocolate rice cake and put frosting on the top of it that the result would somehow be donut-like?

Me neither.

This is going to be a long night.

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  1. Hilly Sue says:

    You’re *my* donut. 😀

  2. Erin says:

    Voodoo Doughnuts has vegan doughnuts and they are open 24 hours a day… (Vegan doughnuts have to be healthier than regular doughnuts by default, right?)

  3. Sarkawt says:

    I counted your doughnuts in your post and they are 15 with the exception of the picture which also stands for the doughnut, that’s 16. :):)

  4. RW says:

    Yellow cake, brown outside, real chocolate donut from an actual neighborhood bakery and a cold glass of milk. Breakfast of champions!

  5. Finn says:

    Sometimes you just have to give in to those cravings.

  6. great, now i want a donut.
    difference is i won’t deprive myself so i will not be going crazy like you!

  7. Steve in NH says:

    This post has, eh, the aspect existential, no?

  8. sizzle says:

    Yesterday I really wanted a donut too! And I never crave that kind of stuff.

  9. martymankins says:

    Ricecakes and donuts don’t make good bedfellows.

  10. Mary Sue says:

    Donuts make you smarter! It’s science!

  11. Lisa says:

    I’ve been having the same mental battle with a brownie hot fudge sundae. So far I haven’t given in but it rules my mind!

  12. Little known Kevin Spencer fact. I don’t like any food with the word nut in it. Seriously. I don’t like nuts. And I don’t like coconut or donuts. I’m good like that.

  13. Etienne says:

    Recipe for making emergency donuts that my mom suggested as part of my Boy Scout cooking merit badge: Open can of refrigerated biscuits; cut hole in center w/plastic bottle cap; deep fry and roll in powedered sugar.. They come out more than passable

  14. Are you pregnant, too? Let’s go get a donut.

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