I spent my entire day craving a donut.
But since donuts aren't very healthy, I abstained and didn't buy a donut. Even though not having the donut made me want a donut even more. Now that I'm home with no donut, and the bakery is closed so I can't buy a donut, all I can think about is donuts. I've eaten everything in my home that's not a donut and it hasn't helped me forget about wanting a donut. And so now I'm uncomfortably full... couldn't eat another bite, really... and yet I still want a donut...
I should have just bought the damn donut when I was first wanting a donut, then I wouldn't be in this predicament.
Do you think if I punched a hole in a chocolate rice cake and put frosting on the top of it that the result would somehow be donut-like?
Me neither.
This is going to be a long night.
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mmmmm donut
You’re *my* donut. 😀
Voodoo Doughnuts has vegan doughnuts and they are open 24 hours a day… (Vegan doughnuts have to be healthier than regular doughnuts by default, right?)
I counted your doughnuts in your post and they are 15 with the exception of the picture which also stands for the doughnut, that’s 16. :):)
Yellow cake, brown outside, real chocolate donut from an actual neighborhood bakery and a cold glass of milk. Breakfast of champions!
Sometimes you just have to give in to those cravings.
great, now i want a donut.
difference is i won’t deprive myself so i will not be going crazy like you!
This post has, eh, the aspect existential, no?
Yesterday I really wanted a donut too! And I never crave that kind of stuff.
Ricecakes and donuts don’t make good bedfellows.
Donuts make you smarter! It’s science!
I’ve been having the same mental battle with a brownie hot fudge sundae. So far I haven’t given in but it rules my mind!
Little known Kevin Spencer fact. I don’t like any food with the word nut in it. Seriously. I don’t like nuts. And I don’t like coconut or donuts. I’m good like that.
Recipe for making emergency donuts that my mom suggested as part of my Boy Scout cooking merit badge: Open can of refrigerated biscuits; cut hole in center w/plastic bottle cap; deep fry and roll in powedered sugar.. They come out more than passable
Are you pregnant, too? Let’s go get a donut.