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Posted on Monday, November 16th, 2009

Dave!Can we really risk the alternatives?



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  1. I’d totally vote for you. Write-in even.

    You know those old “Don’t blame me, I voted for Opus.” t-shirts? You should totally make up a batch of “Don’t blame me, I voted for li’l Dave.” t-shirts for 2012. Bank.

  2. Hilly says:

    Where do I sign up?

    • Dave2 says:

      All it takes is a simple one-time donation of ONE MILLION DOLLARS or greater, and you’re onboard! I’m looking forward to receiving your money order or personal check!

  3. muskrat says:

    we absolutely cannot risk the alternative. go dave!

  4. Finn says:

    I’m in! That’s one vote…

    • Dave2 says:

      But that’s not good enough. Everybody really needs to find a way to vote for me 100,000 times each if this is going to work. Time to start forging identities in all fifty states!!

  5. Ren says:

    I would like to offer my services to your campaign. I promise to adjust my worldview as you see fit.

    • Dave2 says:

      My current worldview is such that I want a Bean & Cheese Burrito for lunch. Thanks so much for taking care of that! I’ll be sure to get you a lanyard so it’s official.

  6. Avitable says:

    According to Roland Emmerich, the world will end anyways, so we might as well go out with Bad Monkey as a running mate!

  7. martymankins says:

    Well, let’s see. I know your wardrobe is reasonable, you have proven you can unite people on both sides of the isle and you have a talent for knowing the right things to say to everyone.

    You have officially passed your “I’m Nothing Like Palin” list. You can count on my vote.

  8. josh says:

    Where is the monsta-sized tsunami destroying Nueva Nueva and the meteorz crashing into famous landmarkz across the globe?!

  9. Poppy says:

    Only if you let Tracy Morgan be your VP, as I tweeted about yesterday. Thank you.

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