I have a pile of work that won't go away. I have 138 unread messages in my email in-box. I have hundreds of unread blog posts. I even have a box of Junior Mints that is only half-finished... when am I supposed to find time to do all that stuff?
Probably after I drive home on Sunday.
But I'm not counting on it.
Every day when I pull into work, a cat jumps onto the hood of my car and attempts to break in. I like him, and have named him Psycho Cat because he never blinks... he just sits there and stares at you with crazy eyes. This morning he ran all around my car looking for a way inside. Eventually he was smart enough to stand on the door, apparently knowing that I had to open it sometime...
At this point he hopped on my lap and demanded to be petted.
Vicious.
Since I am going to a conference tomorrow morning and a graduation party tomorrow night, I decided to make time for a haircut after work. Fortunately, I'm in Seattle, which has my favorite place to get a haircut ever, Zero Zero...
I don't usually endorse businesses on my blog, but this is the coolest place for hair I've found, and the icing on the cake is that they're pretty darn affordable for a full-service salon (my cut was only $25!). But don't take my word for it, read all the rave reviews on Yelp! If you're in Seattle and looking for a stylist, you might want to give Zero Zero a try.
Since it's almost midnight, I suppose I should try to get some sleep.
Work, email, blogs, and Junior Mints will have to wait until tomorrow.
HA HA HA HA!
I lie. I am so totally going to finish off those Junior Mints now...
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I really quite like psycho cat.
Kitty!!
I love Psycho cat! I wish that happened to me when I got to work. Except I don’t drive. Hmm. Maybe a cat could follow me to the office. Then sit by me at my desk all day and keep me company.
Yeah. I’m lonely today.
Gosh. I hate when I have a ton of unread emails. That’s all the time now 🙁 I hope you get to catch up soon… you kow, so it can fill right back up 😉
Pyscho Cat is crazy cool.
Four out of five days when I come home there’s a cat sitting on my front stoop. It’s a door I never open and I’ve no idea what he’s waiting for. I don’t feed him and I, generally, try to ignore him.
I think he’s able to sense I have a cat allergy and he’s trying to see how far he can be from me and still cause some eye watering.
Cats are, after all, evil.
I’m totally running your blog through my LOLcat modifier when I read it from now on.
Wow, Psycho Cat is much more aggressive than George, the cat I thus dubbed who hung around outside my window during my LA days.
*speaking in trance mode*
I like Psycho Cat, too. He’s the best cat ever. I want to pet him and look into his eyes forever.
Psycho cat is awesome! And people say cats are standoffish. Depends on the cat.
loving’ psycho kitty.