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Posted on Wednesday, August 12th, 2026

Dave!Happy Gravity Reversal Day, everybody!

Since 40-60 million casualties are projected worldwide, I considered canceling my doctor's appointment and reading a book. But it's just my luck I'd be one of the people who actually survives this heinous gravity abnormality, and then I'd end up getting charged for a doctor's appointment that I didn't show up for. And so I hopped in the car and off I went.

The sun was looking very, very angry this morning, thanks to the wildfire smoke returning with a vengeance...

Red and yellow angry sun!

Speaking of angry, my eyeball isn't in the best shape. Some of my blood vessels in there are encased and not filled with blood like they should be (which you can see when my surgeon zoomed in on the right-hand side here...

Blood vessels in my eye are not having a good day!

And so I get to come back in December to have some dye injected so he can get a better picture of what's going on with the vessels in there. Sounds like fun!

The good news is that my optic nerve looks to be in great shape and the laser surgeries to contain my retina falling apart seem to have done the job...

Look at the hundreds of laser holes in my retina!

And then... after all that fun... I went to get my 11th COVID shot! Which is to say I've had one COVID shot plus ten boosters, I suppose. My doctor suggested that somebody with my lung problems should get doped up every six months, so I follow the advice of my doctor and scientists who actually study this stuff so I don't end up on a ventilator or something equally terrible. LIKE DEAD! Though if you ask all the wacky conspiracy nuts, I'll be dying from the COVID vaccinations any minute now. Something I've been hearing since my very first vaccination years ago. And yet here I am.

And... oh... would you look at that.

Gravity didn't reverse itself after all!

Yet another thing that scientists said wouldn't happen. But we live in the stupidest timeline where people actually believe the stupid shit they read on the internet, which is why I've been seeing an escalation of idiotic crap like this...

ON AUGUST 12, 2026 THE WORLD WILL LOSE GRAVITY FOR 7 SECONDS, NASA KNOWS - THEY'RE PREPARING BUT WON'T TELL US WHY. In November 2024, a classified NASA document titled Project Anchor allegedly leaked online. The budget: S89 billion. The objective: survival during a predicted 7-second gravitational anomaly scheduled for August 12, 2026, at 14:33 UTC. According to the document, gravity will disengage for 7.3 seconds. Internal projections estimate 40-60 million casualties worldwide. In the first seconds, everything not secured will rise. People. Vehicles. Animals. Gravity will simply stop. As seconds pass, objects will float 15-20 meters into the air. Inside buildings, people will slam into ceilings. Panic will spread instantly. When gravity returns, everything will fall at once. From height. The document predicts mass fatalities, infrastructure collapse, and a global economic breakdown lasting more than a decade.


7-SECOND GRAVITY DROP - Earth Will Experience a Strange 7-Second Gravity Loss Event as a Rare Celestial Moment Captures Global Attention.

What amazes me is that no matter how many times we hear about the end of the world or anti-science idiocy like gravity reversing or CERN ripping open a hole in space-time or whatever... people continue to believe the dumbasses who just move on to even more asinine predictions when their current prediction fails. There's people lining up to believe some of the stupidest shit imaginable for reasons I can't even begin to guess.

Maybe conspiracies are so much fun to believe that it doesn't matter if they're right or wrong?

Which would explain a lot.

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