After Subway was told that their spokesdouche Jared Fogle was a child predator rapist piece of shit, they decided to ignore it because he sold a lot of their shitty sandwiches. They didn't ditch him until the FBI arrested the asshole in 2015. I never ate at Kidfuckers very often, but decided to stop altogether because I didn't want my hard-earned money going to a repugnant company that placed their profits over getting a child rapist off the streets.
I have eaten there a few times because I was in an unfamiliar city and knew there would be a vegetarian option... but I avoided them whenever I could.
Then today I saw that they were having a Buy One Get One Free on foot-longs. I had skipped breakfast because I was working all morning, and decided to just do it. I ordered two different veggie sandwiches online, picked them up, then went into the office so I could eat one of them.
And was immediately reminded why I never ate there very often in the first place.
Lord their bread is horrific.
It tastes like glue. And the cheese is now cut so thin that it might as well not exist... which is to say that the only thing to distract you from the taste of the bread is whatever toppings you can stomach. Which, for me, doesn't include meats.
So, yeah, I won't be doing that again.
If there's no other option than Subway, I'll just buy a couple of cookies and a bag of Lay's and call it good.
Six years until Subway Jared is released from prison. That's a hundred years too soon.
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Subway used to have a store in the 19th street Oakland BART station (a Subway in the subway, get it?).
But there are few things less appetizing the smell of sugary starchy baked bread co-mingling with the ambient smell of urine and wet garbage.
Blessedly, the Subway in the subway flopped.
-S
We stopped going to Subway a long time ago because a vast majority of our local franchises started shuttering after the 90s/00s binge in opening. We didn’t even know where to find one anymore. Then we did find one that was still open and bought a couple sandwiches a year or so ago and they were god awful. I really don’t know what I used to see in them. Blech.