Well this day didn't get off to a good start either!
Sometimes events happen in life that are too traumatic for words. They can only be expressed in song.
So now, in the tradition of Bitch Got Three Spaces, Blogography proudly presents yet another Grammy-worthy edition of Song Lyrics from Redneckistan...
Eggo Didn't Leggo My Waffle
Lyrics and Music by Blogography Gangsta.
Sung by Blogography Gangsta (featuring Killa Kyleon, Ice Burgandy, and Gucci Mane).
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Got my butter!
Got my syrup!
Got my fork and knife!
Now all I need is a delicious Eggo waffle
To complete my life!
Open the freezer!
Open the box!
Open that plastic wrap!
What the hell? they gave me half a waffle
Now I think that I might snap!
Eggo ruined my breakfast,
The most important meal of the day!
This ain't no way to be livin',
Ain't nothin' goin' my way!
Yeah, yeah, yeah... yeah!
Eggo didn't leggo my waffle.
Eggo didn't leggo my waffle.
Pray for peace!
Pray for freedom!
Pray for world harmony!
Lord, they done gave me half a waffle
Why have you forsaken me?
Rage on Eggo!
Rage on Kelloggs!
Rage on breakfast too!
Don't need no haters messin' with my waffle
Or else I'm comin' for you!
Eggo ruined my breakfast,
The most important meal of the day!
This ain't no way to be livin',
Ain't nothin' goin' my way!
Yeah, yeah, yeah... yeah!
Eggo didn't leggo my waffle.
Eggo didn't leggo my waffle.
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— All lyrics copyright ©2013 by Blogography.
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Sometimes you’re the tree and sometimes you’re the dog. Lately, it seems you’re starting to sprout leaves.
I hope things get better.
How frustrating! I actually find that I like the generic grocery store waffles better than Eggo’s anyway. Haven’t come across a half-waffle yet.
So the real question: Did you eat it? I probably wouldn’t have. BTW, Trader Joes has some really great frozen Belgian waffles. A bit pricey (only a 4 pack) but quite good for a frozen Belgian waffle.
I’m surprised you didn’t fit “twatwaffle” in there somewhere.
Heh… I need a song about going to work, but getting a nail in my tire, then getting gouged by the ONLY tire company close to me for a repair!!! BTW… I miss Eggo Waffles. The gluten free ones just don’t taste right. 🙁
I don’t know. It looks like you got three-quarters of a waffle there. Exaggerator! 😉