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Posted on Saturday, February 25th, 2012

Dave!After having a meltdown over the latest disgusting crap flying out of Rick "Piece of Shit" Santorum's mouth, I decided to step away from the internet and watch some "safety television."

Usually this is old episodes of Veronica Mars or Friends or Buffy The Vampire Slayer... but Animal Planet was airing episodes of Too Cute! which is about as adorable as television gets...

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Baby Sloth and his Teddy Bear
AWWWWW! A baby sloth and his Teddy bear!

Baby Sloths Hanging Around
AWWWWW! Baby sloths hanging around!

Baby Sloth has a Bath!
AWWWWW! A baby sloth has a bath!

Baby Sloth Goes for a Walk!
AWWWWW! A baby sloth goes for a walk!

Baby Puppy Looks Around!
AWWWWW! A baby puppy looks around!

Newborn Kitten Tries to Open His Eyes!
AWWWWW! A baby newborn kitten tries to open his eyes!

Puppy Running Through Leaves!
AWWWWW! A baby puppy playing in the leaves!

Baby Puppy Chews on Pumkins
AWWWWW! A baby puppy chewing on a pumkin!


Baby Kitten Takes a Walk
AWWWWW! Baby kitten takes a walk!

There! All better! How can I not feel all warm and fuzzy after watching cute baby animals for hours!

So go fuck yourself Rick "Piece of Shit" Santorum!

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  1. jenny says:

    Since you mentioned Veronica Mars and sloths in the same post, I’m hoping you’ve seen this video.

  2. Sybil Law says:


  3. Kailyn says:

    I must admit that there have been Saturday evenings during which I have been sucked in by Animal Planet. All the cuteness does make so many things feel better.

  4. RW says:

    Back when I thought I could draw, I had an art teacher explain that the true basis of “cute” was something called the “three dot rule.” Draw a circle and make three dots in the configuration of two eyes and a nose or two eyes and a mouth and you have something that is cute. It’s amazing how that turns out.

  5. martymankins says:

    Santorum is most likely against too cute animals, which means you should enjoy watching them on TV as much as possible before he enacts a ban on them.

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