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Posted on Thursday, December 22nd, 2011

Dave!Maybe it's because this has been one very tough week, but I've had it with stupid-ass bullshit. I am done. And I mean done. What keeps me going is seeing other people who are tired of stupid-ass bullshit actually taking the time to confront it. And today I ran across a doozy.

As I've reiterated many, many times now on this blog, I automatically assume that anybody who makes personal attacks against someone is probably overcompensating for their own problems.

Anybody who attacks a person's sexuality probably has a problem with their own sexuality. Anybody who feels the need to attack somebody's religion probably has a problem with their own faith. Anybody who attacks how somebody looks probably has a problem accepting how they see themselves. Etcetera. Etcetera. Etcetera.

Oh... and lest we forget: Anybody railing against gay marriage probably has a problem with their own marriage...

Suck My Koch!

That would be Amy Koch.

Amy Koch is the Minnesota Senate Majority Leader. She coauthored a bill to amend the Minnesota Constitution so that "Marriage between a man and a woman is the only domestic legal union that shall be valid or recognized in Minnesota." Thanks to her efforts, Minnesotans will vote next November as to whether discrimination gets shoe-horned into the State Constitution.

At least she was the Minnesota Senate Majority Leader. She recently resigned in disgrace for having an "inappropriate relationship" with one of her staffers.

In other words, a dirty cheating whore had the balls to dictate marriage morality to her constitutes.

Obviously we should blame the gays for this.

Fortunately, they have accepted responsibility and are making an apology...

Dear Ms. Koch,
   
On behalf of all gays and lesbians living in Minnesota, I would like to wholeheartedly apologize for our community's successful efforts to threaten your traditional marriage. We are ashamed of ourselves for causing you to have what the media refers to as an "illicit affair" with your staffer, and we also extend our deepest apologies to him and to his wife. These recent events have made it quite clear that our gay and lesbian tactics have gone too far, affecting even the most respectful of our society.
   
We apologize that our selfish requests to marry those we love has cheapened and degraded traditional marriage so much that we caused you to stray from your own holy union for something more cheap and tawdry. And we are doubly remorseful in knowing that many will see this as a form of sexual harassment of a subordinate.
   
It is now clear to us that if we were not so self-focused and myopic, we would have been able to see that the time you wasted diligently writing legislation that would forever seal the definition of marriage as being between one man and one woman, could have been more usefully spent reshaping the legal definition of "adultery."
   
Forgive us. As you know, we are not church-going people, so we are unable to fully appreciate that "gay marriage" is incompatible with Christian values, despite the fact that those values carry a biblical tradition of adultery such as yours. We applaud you for keeping that tradition going.
   
And finally, shame on us for thinking that marriage is a private affair, and that our marriage would have little impact on anyone's family. We now see that marriage is more than that. It is an agreement with society. We should listen to the Minnesota Family Council when it tells us that marriage is about being public, which explains why marriages are public ceremonies. Never did we realize that it is exactly because of this societal agreement that the entire world is looking at you in shame and disappointment instead of minding its own business.
   
From the bottom of our hearts, we ask that you please accept our apology.
   
Thank you.
   
John Medeiros
Minneapolis MN

Brilliant.

And which politician or religious leader will get the next apology? My money is on Rick Santorum. Anybody who hates homosexuality that badly is bound to have a few dicks in his closet.

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Comments

  1. Jeff says:

    Oh, wow. There are librarians more stylish than that.

    I wonder if she’s just a marriage/morality hypocrite.

  2. RW says:

    Karma’s a bitch and then you die.

    I just made that up just now. :-)

    But seriously… seriously? She “didn’t break any rules” though, as she says, so everything’s okay?

    Sheeesh…

  3. Megan says:

    Oh the schadenfreude that I felt reading this story will surely send me to hell.

    I sincerely hope others will follow Medeiros’ lead when these idiots show their true colors. It’s time these people get called out on their shit.

  4. Sybil Law says:

    Yep.
    I’m just sick as hell of sanctimonious assholes who think they know what’s best for anyone else. Koch and her cheating crotch is just one in a long line of stone throwing assholes who still won’t learn a lesson.

  5. martymankins says:

    Is “dicks in his closet” and euphemism for something else? Maybe I should Google that.

    When I saw the last name Koch, I wasn’t sure if she was related to the Koch Brothers, who move forward their tyrannical movement (she is not)

  6. Mind Of Mine says:

    Absolutely brilliant. Just brilliant.

    Fucking whore.

    Have you seen the article on how Gay’s Ruined Christmas. It’s so bad, it’s funny.

  7. LR says:

    Every political girl, lady-boner is a tramp.

  8. Steve in NH says:

    Another nice entry, Dave. Thanks. Merry “Christmas” or whatever version of it. How about “Peace and Joy”. That’s better :)

    Steve

  9. Alexander says:

    When I first saw that picture I thought,”My GOD Sarah Palin has let herself go!”

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