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Posted on Tuesday, March 1st, 2011

Dave!It's on. Bring it.

My DaveToon character, Bad Monkey, was created to be the crazy-ass evil alter-ego of Lil' Dave (which you can read about here). From the beginning, he's done everything to live up to his name... he drinks, he swears, he smokes, he kicks people in the nuts, he smuggles cocaine, he smuggles weapons, he even craps his pants. And, while there's no photographic evidence, I'm pretty certain he does drugs while partying with hookers and porn stars.

And then today as I was surveying the latest damage by Charlie Sheen, it suddenly occurred to me...

Charlie Sheen and Bad Monkey: Separated at Birth?

Charlie Sheen and Bad Monkey: Separated at Birth?

Charlie Sheen and Bad Monkey: Separated at Birth?

Holy crap! My monkey isn't "bad" by accident... his role model is Charlie Sheen!

He's got tiger blood and Adonis DNA! And that's okay.

Because I'm tired of pretending like my monkey isn't special. I'm tired of pretending like my monkey's not bitchin'... a total frickin' rock star from Mars... and people can't figure him out, they can't process my monkey. I don't expect them to. You can't process Bad Monkey with a normal brain.

Charlie Sheen is Winning. So, hello... BANG! Winning! Bad Monkey is obviously winning. Duh!

I've to get me some of that new Charlie Sheen drug and sprinkle it on my corn flakes in the morning so I can be winning too. Apparently it doesn't show up on a drug test, so it's not like there's any down-side.

Well, unless you're a fan of Two and a Half Men.

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  1. Peggy Archer says:

    As hateful as he’s been towards crews that have worked on his movies, I have to admit I actually do feel sorry for him right now.

    I’m not a medical professional, but it’s blatantly obvious to me that he’s mentally ill and in need of some sort of treatment – and that makes it ‘just ain’t right’ to make fun of him.

    Although I do have to give him props for trying to get the crew of his show paid for the remainder of the season, and not just half of it.

  2. Seals says:

    Mono Estevez?

  3. Göran says:

    No one can cheer me up like bad monkey!

  4. LeSombre says:

    I’d watch Two and a Half Monkeys.

  5. delmer says:

    Did Bad Monkey have a famous dad who paved the way for his Internet stardom — without whom he, Bad Monkey, would likely have been just another goofball working in IT somewhere?

  6. Sybil Law says:

    Oh, I am winning – it would melt your FACE off to be like me and Charlie Sheen!

  7. whitenoise says:

    It’s a shame, he was an oddly-likable character on 2.5M but now he just seems like a selfish, deluded idiot.

    But hey! iPad2 came out today! Dude! I musta caught the Apple virus from you, ’cause I watched the whole presentation on engadget. I told my wife that I had this strange compulsion to shave my head and start wearing black sweaters, but she doesn’t think it’s a good look for me.

  8. The major upside to being so busy that I can’t keep up with all the blogs any more happens on days like today when I think, “Gosh, I miss Dave” and then rectify this by reading this big backlog of posts in my feed reader. Happiness!

  9. martymankins says:

    Considering Bad Monkey has always been winning, maybe he needs to go after Charlie Sheen for stealing his long standing mantra.

  10. Invader_Stu says:

    I used to have a flat mate who was a fan of Two and Half Men… dear god that show was so bad.

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