Today didn't feel like a Tuesday at all.
Oh... that's because it's actually Wednesday.
Well that sure explains a lot. The problem is that I'm about two days behind in my work, so I should have spent my day wishing it was Monday.
Except I hate Mondays, so I guess that means I really should have spent my time wishing it was Sunday. But then I'd be dreading that tomorrow was Monday, so I guess that doesn't work either.
I suppose I could go for it being Saturday, except the day is almost over, so there wouldn't be much point wasting a Saturday like that.
Friday it is then.
Except it's going to be Thursday in about two minutes, which means tomorrow is going to be Friday by the time I finish this blog entry.
Wait. How in the hell did I just end up losing a week, and what the fuck happened to Tuesday?
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I’m off work this week, so this blog post had me totally confused. 😉
i think my head hurts now
Boy am I glad to know someone else lost Tuesday! I thought it was just me.
Oh, great! Now you’re starting to make about as much sense as Charlie Sheen..(but, at least, without the pompous, self-serving grandiosity, anyway). Then again, maybe you’re more like the Mad Hatter:
Alice sighed wearily. `I think you might do something better with the time,’ she said, `than waste it in asking riddles that have no answers.’
`If you knew Time as well as I do,’ said the Hatter, `you wouldn’t talk about wasting it…’
Off and on all day yesterday, I kept thinking it was Thursday. I have no idea…
For a while there, my Fridays were acting like Mondays. I hope it was just some trend that’s not trending anymore.
Wait, now I’m so confused.
Who cares what day it is so long as the time is Beer:30?!
Hope Thursday’s kind to you, friend.
As much as I hate to quote Skynard, it’s appropriate: ‘Tuesday’s gone with the wind.’
This is what happens when you dabble in time travel