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Posted on Saturday, January 16th, 2010

Dave!I love how ABC Television is promoting their new show The Deep End by saying "FROM THE NETWORK THAT BROUGHT YOU GREYS ANATOMY"... like that's some kind of ringing endorsement. ABC is also the network that brought us such steaming turds as Viva Laughlin and Cop Rock, as well as cancelling such brilliant shows as Pushing Daisies and Cupid (the Jeremy Piven Original... not the shitty remake). Hardly a track record that inspires confidence.

But whatever.

I should adopt this ridiculous qualification system for myself.

From now on, whenever I write a new blog post, I think I'll preface it with "FROM THE BLOGGER WHO BROUGHT YOU PENIS SALAD"...

Penis Salad

Because about the only thing more disturbing than this blog would be finding a severed penis in your salad.

Or maybe finding Lindsay Lohan's abused crotch in your chocolate pudding...

Lohan Coochie

Though right now I'd have to say NOTHING is worse than finding David Caruso on your television...

Caruso TV

Except perhaps finding your airplane in the Hudson River...

Plane in the Hudson River

Can you believe that happened a year ago? Seems like it was only yesterday.

Time sure flies when the world is in a tail-spin.

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  1. Troy says:

    Didn’t they try the “from the that brought you Grey’s Anatomy” for the show Defying Gravity? And we saw how that ended.

    Sadly we still watch Grey’s Anatomy. Though I hate when they try to force us to watch Private Practice by having a cross-over episode. I’m never going to watch that drivel!

  2. Hilly says:

    Penis Salad makes me happy.

  3. You just reminded me of a local chef that I could tell would stir the lentils with his penis…he just looked like that.

    I am going to go rinse my eyes out with soap now.

  4. martymankins says:

    I loved how Lil Dave is playing censor to Lindsay Lohan’s hoo-hah. About the only time I’m for censorship.

    Is Penis Salad still highly searched on your blog?

    And I’ve gotten really good at changing the channel right after Big Bang Theory ends so I don’t have to experience the eyes bleeding. That’s painful.

  5. Rich says:

    NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Not David Caruso!

    …. and I bet you thought I was going to comment on the penis salad.

  6. Wait. That plane landed in the river a year ago? No way, that was only, like, a couple of months ago wasn’t it. Good lord the past 12 months have flown by. (er, no pun intended)

  7. Steve in NH says:

    “Penis salad”? I saw that on tv last night opposite Cock Soup.

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