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Posted on Monday, February 2nd, 2015

Dave!I hate buying produce in the winter.

Everything is bland and flavorless. Tomatoes being the absolute worst. I don't even bother buying tomatoes from October through April.

And then there's lettuce.

Today I bought a head of iceberg lettuce. I figured I was safe because it doesn't have much flavor anyway. After picking through the rusted, rancid mess... 80% of it had to be thrown in the garbage.

And so...

I'm done. For the next couple months I'm subsisting on potato chips and chocolate pudding.


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  1. Michelle M. says:

    Oh my gosh – I’m starting to think that I’ll never have a good tomato again. Where are all the delicious tomatoes of yore? Maybe the farmers’ market…

    Mmmm… potato chips…

  2. martymankins says:

    I don’t remember the last time I bought lettuce that wasn’t in a salad mix bag. If I need any for a sandwich, I find the biggest pieces in the bag, removing the carrots first. Although if you don’t use it up quick, it too goes all rusty and wilty.

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