Maybe if I had billions of dollars I would feel differently about things, but right now I am having an even harder time than usual trying to comprehend the astounding level of assholery it takes to be able to say the words "You may serve me now."
But if you find that you've slept through meal service... and you really want something to eat... and you're a total asshole... then dinging your call-button and telling the flight attendant "You may serve me now" is apparently a perfectly acceptable thing to do when seated in the First Class cabin of a plane.
Had I been the flight attendant in question, there is no telling how I would have responded to something like that. My guess is that I would have gone the sarcastic route and said something like "And what a thrill that is for me! You have no idea!" But, much to the credit of our flight attendant, she just said "Did you want the chicken pasta or the chicken sandwich?" and then went about her business.
Whether or not she wiped her ass with the bun from that chicken sandwich before serving it I'll never know.
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LOL.. please put a “like” button here… FB has turned me into a lazy goodfornothin cybergoon who no longer has the energy to login to a comment system and type letters.
Wow. Just wow.
I always like it when the flight attendant includes in his or her pre-flight announcements: “While my primary purpose of being here is to ensure your safety…”. I think folks need that reminder.
Perhaps that is the only phrase in the English language that person was taught…… we can hope.