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Posted on Tuesday, July 16th, 2013

Dave!Maybe because I'm just so exhausted, but I'm just not getting it.

Why is it that all these homophobic bigots seem to think that gay people are all about gay sex and ONLY gay sex? That there couldn't possibly be something more to their lives than their sex life? That it is impossible for a hetero-challenged man or woman to possibly be interested in something other than where they like to put their bits and pieces?

Because, I gotta tell you... any time I've been hanging out with friends who are gay, their sexuality rarely enters the conversation. We talk about travel... or movies... or books... or restaurants... or music... or work... or pretty much all the same things I talk about with my straight friends. And yet here is how I picture Barber & Crampton must think the conversation goes...

        ME: Hey lesbian friend, what's up?
        LESBIAN FRIEND: Pussy. Vagina, pussy. Labia, labia, breasts, pussy. PUSSY!!!
        ME: I hear that! How about you, gay friend?
        GAY FRIEND: Cock. COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK!

I'm not saying that relationships and sex never come up, but it's never the single all-consuming topic of conversation that these idiots seem to think it is.

No. The only people who are interested in talking about gay sex and ONLY gay sex 24/7 seem to be homophobic bigots like Barber & Crampton.

Which kind of makes me wish they'd just fuck each other and get it out of their system already. Maybe if all of them did that, I wouldn't have to keep hearing about gay sex every time I'm on the internet or turning on the television.

Heck, even the gays and lesbians must be tired of it by now.

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  1. Matt says:

    I don’t know for sure, but there’s a reasonable chance that the guy on the left watches gay porn on a regular basis, and maybe even has a boyfriend.

    The stupid burns my eyeballs.

  2. Marc says:

    WTF is this video? Is that really meant for real or satire? Two serious cases of insanity.

  3. martymankins says:

    Great post. And it’s so obvious why these loons discuss only the sex life of gay and lesbian couples: closeted… pretty much. Because I have high odds that one of these two will join the many other homophobes that have come out in the press linking them to a gay club, rentboy.com or some other toe-tapping bathroom stall news story.

  4. Like most any couple that’s been together for a really long time (16 years so far), sex is way down there on the list of things that get done on a regular basis. The rest of life takes up all that time.

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