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Posted on Friday, December 21st, 2012

Dave!Well, gee. Guess I shouldn't have told all my friends I hate them, quit my job, sold all my stuff to buy cocaine, and gone on that bitch-slapping spree after all.

Stupid armageddon end of the world doomsayers.

I mean, really. If you can't trust the nut-jobs who keep predicting we're all going to die... who can you trust?

I guess I should have learned my lesson after Harold Camping got armageddon wrong three times...

Pants Crapper

Speaking of Harold Camping... have his followers put him to death yet for having violated Deuteronomy 18:20 as a false prophet? No? Anyone? Anyone? Of course, Pat Robinson's followers haven't killed his false-prophesying-ass yet, so I guess I shouldn't hold my breath.

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”
— Han Solo

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  1. Donna says:

    The Jehovah’s Witnesses have gotten it wrong 5 times. You’d think these Christian doom sayers would have learned to stfu by now.

  2. Kailyn says:

    Last I heard, Harold is still alive in the Bay Area. Makes me ashamed to say I’m from the East Bay.

    Also been hearing stuff about how folks misinterpreted the whole calendar thing. It wasn’t about the end of times but the end of an era.

  3. Karl says:


    PS: You’ll be happy (or not) to know that I started posting to my blog again. I did it just for you, so Merry Christmas. Oops, forget I said that. You hate Christmas.

    Merry BadMonkeyMas.

  4. martymankins says:

    Leave it to Han Solo to inject a sane quote into all of this nonsense.

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