Well, gee. Guess I shouldn't have told all my friends I hate them, quit my job, sold all my stuff to buy cocaine, and gone on that bitch-slapping spree after all.

Stupid armageddon end of the world doomsayers.

I mean, really. If you can't trust the nut-jobs who keep predicting we're all going to die... who can you trust?

I guess I should have learned my lesson after Harold Camping got armageddon wrong three times...

Speaking of Harold Camping... have his followers put him to death yet for having violated Deuteronomy 18:20 as a false prophet? No? Anyone? Anyone? Of course, Pat Robinson's followers haven't killed his false-prophesying-ass yet, so I guess I shouldn't hold my breath.

   
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”
— Han Solo