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Posted on Thursday, January 5th, 2012

Dave!It used to be that when I heard somebody say "I'm my own worst enemy" I would reply "THEN STOP FIGHTING WITH YOURSELF, YA MORON!"

Not out loud, of course. I'd say it in my head. But I always thought this was the stupidest saying ever because anybody who has themselves as an enemy and is still alive must be really bad in a fight. If I were MY own worst enemy, there'd be no survivors.

But lately I've had a change of heart.

Sometimes enemies are so lethal that they are at a perpetual stalemate. Which means there doesn't necessarily have to be death and destruction when facing off with an arch-rival...

DAVETOON: Lil' Dave is His Own Worst Enemy...

That's pretty much me right now.

Except all the fight has been beaten out of me over the past month, so it's not that I'm too lethal to battle myself, it's that I'm too tired to put up much of a fight.

Which means my own worst enemy is badly in need of an ass-kicking.

If only I cared enough to give one to myself.

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  1. Patty says:

    I’ve said to this myself recently and that’s why I’ve asked a friend of mine to kick my ass if I’m still bitchin about my problems in a few months time!
    Know what ya mean though…..we should have annihalated ourselves my now…..I must suck at fighting.

  2. the muskrat says:

    Self flagellation is always an option…

  3. Michelle says:

    I hope whatever is getting you down is resolved soon. Maybe you need to take some time of work and just enjoy vegging for a few days. Just relax and take it easy with no worrys. You seem overworked and vacations can be alot of work even if they are fun.

  4. Sybil Law says:

    I hope your fight comes back. I think?!

  5. Faiqa says:

    Some religion out there (Hinduism, I think?) postulates that the “God” divided himself into the physical and metaphysical just to see the drama of reunification unfold. That same religion also postulates that each of us are gods ourselves. Food for thought.

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