And so this happened...
Sitting next to a gum-smacking whore for 5-1/2 hours is the flight of my nightmares.
When the Delta Airlines Lady in the safety video is telling everybody what to do in case of emergencies, somehow this wasn't covered.
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It could’ve been worse- I mean, you could’ve had her, and a screaming kid wiping boogers on you, and someone could’ve taken out your good eye… 😀
Happy Thanksgiving, Dave!!
On both my flights this week I was seated next to huge guys that sprawled out into my chair space.. *yay*
I know the woman in that safety video. Perhaps a new addition is needed for the gum-smacking whores.
In first class? I thought such only happened in the “cheap seats.”
I every time I chew gum I think of you Dave. I’m sorry your flight back wasn’t a good one.
And how did you stop yourself from killing her?
did you get her number?