If you happen to have a monkey with a sledgehammer available, I highly recommend them as the perfect solution for insomnia...
Of course, a handful of Nytol will do the trick too...
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“Sleeplessness may be a symptom of serious illness. If it persists for more than 2 weeks you should consult your doctor.”
People worry about you. Not sleeping is not normal. Unless you are a zombie or a vampire. Since both of these are possible for you (I have seen the Davetoons) please consult your doctor if you are NOT a zombie or vampire.
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My guess is that a monkey with a sledgehammer would have less risk of addiction.
Nytol = Benadryl. I’ve never really looked, but I’ve always suspected that they price the bottles labeled as “sleep aid” higher, because most people don’t realize they can go over to the antihistamines and get the generic version for cheap.
As long as you wake up again
Yay! Sleep!!