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Posted on Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

Dave!Well bummer. Looks like I won't be going to London tomorrow after all.

I don't know whether to be more upset that I cannot attend the Royal Wedding on Friday... or that they used Comic Sans as the font for the names on the invitations...

DAVETOON: Hard Boiled Egg

Oh don't be surprised that I got an invitation! As a Knight of The Most Excellent Order of the British Empire and a personal friend of Her Royal Majesty The Queen, of course I received an invitation!

If only my dental cleaning appointment hadn't been moved up. I was really looking forward to meeting Kate and Wills. I was especially looking forward to the wedding reception. Her Royal Highness knows how to throw down a buffet, yes she does!

But we all know how important dental hygiene is for our health so, alas, I'll be sending my regrets.

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  1. Jarod says:

    Aw, you should have called me. I could have impersonated you and not bothered with getting out of the country for the weekend.

  2. Invader_Stu says:

    I didn’t bother replying to my invite. Prince William still owes me 10 pound.

  3. Karen says:

    I’m amazed you even considered going! The comic sans would’ve been a deal-breaker for me.

  4. RW says:

    Who is getting married?

  5. the muskrat says:

    that’s a pisser.

  6. Sybil Law says:

    But you might miss the Spice Girls!

  7. martymankins says:

    Sounds like it would have been fun. Can you send Bad Monkey instead?

  8. Megan says:

    Anyone know what the K.G. after William’s name means? King Guy?

  9. Megan says:

    Ooo… I Googled That Shit (TM): It means Knight of the Garter, which is even funnier than King Guy. Because I’m 12. Clearly.

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