Well bummer. Looks like I won't be going to London tomorrow after all.
I don't know whether to be more upset that I cannot attend the Royal Wedding on Friday... or that they used Comic Sans as the font for the names on the invitations...
Oh don't be surprised that I got an invitation! As a Knight of The Most Excellent Order of the British Empire and a personal friend of Her Royal Majesty The Queen, of course I received an invitation!
If only my dental cleaning appointment hadn't been moved up. I was really looking forward to meeting Kate and Wills. I was especially looking forward to the wedding reception. Her Royal Highness knows how to throw down a buffet, yes she does!
But we all know how important dental hygiene is for our health so, alas, I'll be sending my regrets.
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Aw, you should have called me. I could have impersonated you and not bothered with getting out of the country for the weekend.
I didn’t bother replying to my invite. Prince William still owes me 10 pound.
I’m amazed you even considered going! The comic sans would’ve been a deal-breaker for me.
Who is getting married?
that’s a pisser.
But you might miss the Spice Girls!
Sounds like it would have been fun. Can you send Bad Monkey instead?
Anyone know what the K.G. after William’s name means? King Guy?
Ooo… I Googled That Shit (TM): It means Knight of the Garter, which is even funnier than King Guy. Because I’m 12. Clearly.