Right now. Right this minute. I want nothing more than to assault a Kate...
I know this totally goes against the new anti-violence sentiment that is sweeping the Nation...
...but I've always been an aggressive eater when it comes to dessert.
And she totally has it coming for being so gosh-darn delicious.
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You know, slut shaming the victim is a horrible thing to do. She can’t help it. She didn’t dress herself that way. And even if she did, don’t you know that “No” doesn’t mean “Yes”? Sure, she was leading you on…but you could have stepped back from temptation. Just because she looked like she wanted it, well…it’s just not her fault. She didn’t ask for this! She didn’t ask to be so round, so tender, so flaky, so creamy, so delicious…and…
I’m projecting. LOL
She could have thrown on some kind of gross frosting with prunes and broccoli and stuff… but NOOOOOO! She went with pink buttercream and sprinkles! Nobody can resist pink buttercream and sparkles. It just cannot be done.
I’d like to fuck the shit out of the Lemon Drop or the Velvet Elvis right now, which uh…goes against my “no men for six months” policy. 😉
That would make for some messy cupcake love! At least lick the buttercream off before getting down to business!
Oh GOD! I miss cake. 🙁
And cake misses YOU…
Oh the damage I could do…
Be gentle, Sybil… be gentle now…
Oh my GOSH!!! All I have left to remind me of Cupcake Royale goodness is a cute little insulated travel tumbler. I would kill for one of their SALTED CARAMEL cupcakes… DELICIOUS!!!
Cupcake Royale and Kate are my Kryptonite. I don’t care if I just had a seven course meal and had to take my pants off because they don’t fit anymore… I will still scarf down a Kate with no regrets!