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Posted on Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

Dave!Right now. Right this minute. I want nothing more than to assault a Kate...

DAVETOON: Bad Monkey Assaults a Kate Cupcake from Cupcake Royale

I know this totally goes against the new anti-violence sentiment that is sweeping the Nation...

...but I've always been an aggressive eater when it comes to dessert.

And she totally has it coming for being so gosh-darn delicious.

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  1. CP says:

    You know, slut shaming the victim is a horrible thing to do. She can’t help it. She didn’t dress herself that way. And even if she did, don’t you know that “No” doesn’t mean “Yes”? Sure, she was leading you on…but you could have stepped back from temptation. Just because she looked like she wanted it, well…it’s just not her fault. She didn’t ask for this! She didn’t ask to be so round, so tender, so flaky, so creamy, so delicious…and…

    I’m projecting. LOL

    • Dave2 says:

      She could have thrown on some kind of gross frosting with prunes and broccoli and stuff… but NOOOOOO! She went with pink buttercream and sprinkles! Nobody can resist pink buttercream and sparkles. It just cannot be done.

  2. Hilly says:

    I’d like to fuck the shit out of the Lemon Drop or the Velvet Elvis right now, which uh…goes against my “no men for six months” policy. 😉

  3. Oh GOD! I miss cake. 🙁

  4. Sybil Law says:

    Oh the damage I could do…

  5. Oh my GOSH!!! All I have left to remind me of Cupcake Royale goodness is a cute little insulated travel tumbler. I would kill for one of their SALTED CARAMEL cupcakes… DELICIOUS!!!

    • Dave2 says:

      Cupcake Royale and Kate are my Kryptonite. I don’t care if I just had a seven course meal and had to take my pants off because they don’t fit anymore… I will still scarf down a Kate with no regrets!

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