There's only so many disappointments you can take in a single day before life kind of loses its luster.
Fortunately I have chocolate pudding to take the edge off or I don't know what I'd do.
Probably cash-in what's left of my retirement and buy chocolate pudding. Costco has 36-count Snack Pack on sale for like $8.50, which means I could probably afford to buy a dozen cases or so. That's enough pudding to take the edge off just about anything. Well, except the fact that my retirement savings is now worth a mere dozen cases of pudding. There's not enough chocolate pudding in the world to take the edge off that...
This kind of circular pudding logic messes with your head.
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Oh, pudding – is there nothing you can’t solve?
Who knows… someday, we’ll all be bartering with pudding. Cigarettes are so last decade.
It seems like it may be time for another treasure trove of chocolate pudding goodness. That way, you can be totally stocked again and not have to worry about circular pudding logic.
In other news, your day sounds a lot like mine was yesterday. Seriously, I need some cheese for my whine!
Snack Pack by the case and no retirement…We are truly a blessed people.
Costco here I come.
Hi Dave.
Share?!
Maybe if you tried an alternate snack food?
This whole “solving problems with pudding pops” thing is as noble a goal as I’ve seen you pursue. Right up there with when you tried to help that young gay guy not kill himself.
Somebody had to pick up the slack once Bill Cosby retired.