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Posted on Saturday, May 15th, 2010

Dave!My burrito just asploded in the microwave.

It seems like a good enough reason to reevaluate my life.

And so I'm sitting here trying to type up self-analytical prose while eating my blowed-up burrito dinner and watching The Godfather: Part II on television (NO, FREDO! DON'T GO OUT ON THE LAKE!). I'd say it's an illuminating experience, but that would be a lie. There's only so much enlightenment you can get out of a burrito, and I've seen the Godfather trilogy so many times that nothing new is coming out of there unless I get a lobotomy...

DAVETOON: Lil' Dave gets a lobotomy from Bad Monkey!

   
Which would be great, because how awesome would it be to get to watch The Godfather for the first time again?

And now... dessert!

Tonight's dessert will consist of a giant spoonful of Betty Crocker vanilla frosting...

Frosting Can!

Delicious!

Needless to say, I'm giving me high marks on my life reevaluation.

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Comments

  1. I’m sooooooo glad I’m not the only one who likes to eat frosting right out of the plastic tub. Sometimes, I like to drop food-coloring into it just to make it all pretty-like.

  2. I’d have made you home made buttercream icing. Sooooo much better than canned crap icing. Also contains more love and happiness in it to lighten the mood!

  3. RW says:

    Never fear. Your entire existence is about to be transformed into high art in just a few days. Also home made pizza.

  4. Erin says:

    I, um, have never seen the Godfather series (or read the books).

    I would be afraid that current life perspective would adversely affect my appreciation for some of my favorite movies if I had them cut out of my memory. Or would you also cut out all of the movies that have adopted the storyline for themselves/copied things from it? For example, if you just cut out the Matrix trilogy and only allowed the 1st one back into your brain would you still appreciate the effects or would it just seem like everything else that’s out there now?

  5. Poppy says:

    I really want some frosting. Since yesterday. This isn’t helping me get over this want.

    But I love that you’re re-evaluating your life after a burrito explodes in your microwave.

  6. delmer says:

    I have never seen the Godfather. The only reason I mention it here is because it always surprises people and, well, who doesn’t love surprises?

  7. Suebob says:

    I was going to offer to make you some good frosting, but Blondealicious beat me to the punch. Perhaps she and I can have a frosting-off.

  8. Hilly says:

    I got to watch The Godfather for the very first time last year. It was cool to put all of those sayings I’d heard my whole life with the actual movie!

    And now, I want frosting. And a cupcake. And to be in Seattle at Cupcake Royale with YOU!

  9. josh says:

    Betty Cockhead makes a heavenly coconut pecan icing that is designed to taste like God’s jizz.

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