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Posted on Monday, May 24th, 2010


How did I spend this absolutely awesome day in Chicago? A day filled with sunshine, blue skies, and unicorns running through the streets spreading laughter and magic wherever they go?

Mostly inside working.

Sure it sucks, but I did get to go to Huey's for a veggie dog, so there's that...

A veggie dog Chicago-style from Huey's!

After I had more fun at work than I could possibly stand, a couple friends and I went out to dinner where I ate too much food I don't remember and several shots of Jägermeister that I can't remember. Then everybody wanted to go see Robin Hood at the movies but I was too wiped out so I went back to my hotel to relax.

Until I got called out for beer and pretzels.

Now I've returned to my hotel again so I can pass out from excessive alcohol and food consumption. On the way back, I stopped for a jug of milk, thinking that I had once heard it will coat your stomach and reduce the amount of alcohol your body absorbs. But then I remembered you are supposed to have the milk before you drink, so I decided to consult ASK DAVE! to see what I should do. He thought it was a good idea ("OH YEAH!") so Milk Chug it was. I wanted to know if I'd end up puking my guts out by mixing milk, Jägermeister, and beer, but ASK DAVE! just said "ASK ME LATER!" which is probably not a good thing...

Consulting ASK DAVE! about milk.

I'll be sure to update this entry if I hurl up an offering to the porcelain god tonight. Heaven only knows this kind of useful information needs to be Googleable for future generations.

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  1. B.E. Earl says:

    That veggie dog looks pretty good. I mean not as good as one with a Vienna frank inside, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

  2. RW says:

    Hope that work thing wasn’t too bad. Please no upchucking tho, k? We’ve got a delicate sewer system.

  3. Kailyn says:

    I have found that Ask Dave is not to be trusted on these kind of questions and so I do the opposite. (Yes, I have the app.)

  4. Karen says:

    I’ve never heard that milk trick. Did it work? Seems like it would be heavy. I usually have two Tylenol and a glass of water if I’m not too messed up to remember.

  5. Barnmaven says:

    I’m in awe of your mad typing skills while drinking. I couldn’t write a post coherently, upload pictures or remember to use spell check if I’d been doing shots of anything.

  6. Beth says:

    Are you getting naked with your iPhone? Dude, you are such an Apple whore…..

  7. Hilly Sue says:

    After all that crazy food/booze action, the milk was probably a groovy idea! And dude, you took topless pics. You little hussy. 😉

  8. Christopher Stogdill says:

    Please put on a shirt when taking those candid pics of yourself. I’m afraid you might come off a little pervy looking like you might be nekkid on your blog.

    If that is your “thing”, then please disregard this statement.

    Glad you are having fun on a work trip anyway. The region got snow while you were gone….

  9. Sybil Law says:

    Well?! Did it work?!!

  10. shari says:

    So, does Ask Dave have the answer yet?

    Tell Chicago “hi” for me!

  11. martymankins says:

    I was going to say that you got ripped off because they forgot to put the hotdog in your bun, but then I remembered it was a veggie dog.

    Good thing for Jäger and milk to help ease the bloat of the beer.

  12. jenny says:

    How did I miss the naked Dave blog? O.M.G.

  13. I want more naked photos ! 😀

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