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Posted on Saturday, February 14th, 2009

Dave!Apparently, It's Valentine's Day.

And so here's this year's card...

Bad Monkey holding a Valentine heart


Except I'm not a big fan of Valentine's Day, so I revised it to be a bit more indicative of my feelings...


Bad Monkey with a bloody human heart.


Thaaaaaat's better.

Click here for a look at past Blogography Valentine's Day cards.

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  1. Sybil Law says:

    That IS better!!!
    Happy Valentine’s Day!

  2. claire says:

    Happy V-day, Dave!

  3. Robin says:

    That poor heart. Damn.

    I hate Hallmark Day too. You need a hug? 🙂

  4. martymankins says:

    Bad Monkey put the lid on Valentine’s Day.

  5. kapgar says:

    Bad Monkey is such a silly romantic, isn’t he?

    I’d say he’s a monkey after my own heart, but that revised Valentine really makes me hesitant to say that.

  6. Melissa says:

    Now THESE are the kinds of Valentine’s Day cards that I love!

  7. ajooja says:

    My wife mentioned several times that we wouldn’t be doing anything for Valentines Day. (We have an all-day date scheduled for next weekend.) She didn’t get me anything for my birthday or Christmas, even though I always get her something for everything.

    So, the one recent year I don’t get her anything for Valentine’s Day … she gets me something.

    I’m kind of pissed.

    I’m just sayin’. 🙂

  8. Poppy says:

    Not a big fan either. I spend more time listening to people complain about its Hallmark obligation than I do enjoying any semblance of it.

    This day is stupid.

    And yes, I’m at a wedding, except I’m not in the party, so I’m home in between the wedding and reception, alone, on Valentine’s Day. yay, me.

  9. michelle Jacobs says:

    Haa!!! I love that card!!!

    Happy Valentines Day!!!

  10. jenny says:

    I choo-choo-choose you, Dave!

  11. Dave2 says:

    Ralph?!? Is that you?

  12. Kevin says:

    I’d be your Valentine’s, but I’m afraid of monkeys. And blood. And knives. And monkeys with knives.

  13. Michelle says:

    Oh my.

    Well Happy Valentines day. I think I’ll hold off on being your valentine. You can be mine. I’m of the firm belief hearts should remain in ones chest cavity though. I hope you don’t mind.

  14. A Lewis says:

    Well Mr. Happy, we chatted all about you at lunch today here in Seattle. Too bad you weren’t here to defend yourself. (It was all good, stop worrying…..).

  15. Dave2 says:

    I thought I felt my ass burning. I thought it was the chili I had for lunch, but now I know!

  16. You’ve really managed to capture the true spirit of the holiday there.

  17. DutchBitch says:

    Me Likey That One!!! * grin *

  18. jewelz916 says:

    So whatever “freshly cut” delivery I may receive from you….it probably won’t be flowers…is that what you’re telling me?

  19. I’m not a big fan too! 😉
    Very good as usual! Love your toons!

  20. Whitenoise says:

    Yikes! Thoughts of Bad Monkey as evil stalker will give me nightmares tonight!

  21. Greg says:

    That second one is just in time for “Friday the 13th”! Perfect!!

  22. You sure know what the ladies like. Swoon!

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