I'm so tired that my brain has melted. Zombie time.
Dude, send me some of your tired. I just got hit with the Night Anxieties and it’s so uncomfortable. It can last for days or weeks. GOD I WANT TO DIE.
I’m with you bro. I can barely think coherently.
Hey, I’m wearing my zombie shirt right now!
Hey! That would make a really cool T-shirt design!
What? Oh. Never mind.
[Hope you got some good sleep last night.]
Hallafreakinglujah!!!! I love Zombie Dave!
Aaack! Li’l Zombie Dave is cr-eeeeeeee-py! Get some sleep.
mine just re-solidified last night… here’s to your brain coming back to normal!
My brain exploded today, right after my desk did – can I be a zombie, too?
So, while you’re in zombie-state, as revenge, maybe you should eat some Johnny Rockets Manager brains. Oh, wait! What do vegetarian zombies eat, anyway? Get some rest.
Drink a Slurpee really really fast. I guarantee that your brain will un-melt instantly!!!