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Posted on Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

Dave!Wow. The reaction to my April Fool's condom ad was so favorable that I almost wish I was able to manufacture them! I should start experimenting with latex, chocolate pudding, and banana molds... how difficult can it be to make a condom?

And speaking of experimentation...

Ever since I found out that I'm 20% gay, I've been trying to find a way to put it to good use. I was going to find a pride parade to march in so that I could show support for my 100% gay brothers and sisters, but I just can't pull off the dress code...

Dave Fierce 20%

Fortunately, Jestertunes has come to the rescue and is having me on as Very Special guest-host for a Very Special episode of The Jester Show tonight (Wednesday) at 7:00 Pacific (10:00 Eastern)...

The Jester Show!

The topic for the last half of the show is going to be "Your Favorite Television Shows of The 80's" so it ought to be big fun!

As for the first half of the program, heaven only knows what trouble we'll get into. Since his show description says that we'll be "waxing hysterical on gay sex," perhaps I'll have a chance to ask him about those burning gay questions that have come up over the years...

So tune into The Jester Show tonight for "Long time friends and blog acquaintances waxing hysterical on gay sex, politics, tv, movies, music, and generally trashing people we come into contact with on a regular basis." I'm sure it will be fierce and fabulous!*


* Well, I'm sure Jester will be fierce and fabulous... I'm just going to embarrass myself as usual.

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  1. You can customise just about anything else, I don’t see why you couldn’t customise condoms. Surely someone has done this?? If not, that’s gotta be a market to exploit!

  2. so glad that i will be available this evening for jester’s show…i missed you on hill’s the other day. have fun!

  3. Avitable says:

    I will try to listen, although I don’t think it will happen.

  4. whall says:

    I believe it is with the experimentation of banana molds that science was finally able to discover peniscillin.

  5. Robin says:

    Who says you can’t pull off the dress code?

  6. Dave2 says:

    Kazza… Custom condoms are pretty easy to find. But custom condoms with chocolate pudding scent, DAVE-WAVE&tm;, and DAVE-RAVE&tm;? That’s not so easy!

    Hello… See you in the chat room!

    Avitable… Oh sure, get my hopes up and then dash them in the space of a single sentence!

    Whall… “Peniscillin” maybe, but I believe it was cantaloupes for the more common “Penicillin.” I had read about it in an absolutely fascinating piece about the race to figure out how to mass-produce penicillin to save soldiers in WWII.

    Robin… My age and inability to wear a belly shirt. 🙂

  7. mew says:

    they have those ‘clone your peen in chocolate’ kits,
    if only they had some condom manufacturing 101 beginner’s kit for you.

    (Ryan Reynolds, yus please)

  8. Winter says:

    I love how our society changes the meanings of words like “fierce”. HEH. I’ve never heard Jester’s show, but I like when you embarrass yourself, so I’ll be listening.

  9. Penelope says:

    I reckon that if you made Lil Gay Pride Dave out of Sculpey and then baked and sold them that you could make a killing! That tiara is too cute ;o)
    Good luck with the show, it’s a bit past my bedtime.

  10. Michelle says:

    Wow, Dave you must be pretty serious about this thing … you shaved … for a radio show. Hm. :o) Must admit tho, it takes the years off. Baby-butt smooth if you will.

  11. Jodi says:

    If you want to marry Ryan Reynolds, and who doesn’t really, you should move to his homeland of Canada. The entire country accepts it. One of my favorite things about it.

  12. Is it wrong that I just want to poke my finger in LilDave’s LilBellyButton? heh

  13. Little Dave looks surprisingly good in fuchsia.

  14. Karl says:

    Wow, I had no idea you were 20% gay. This explains your wicked style and keen eye for design. Maybe a new Dave show will come to my TV: “20% Queer Eye for the Mostly Straight Guy.”

  15. To quote the philosphy of Avenue Q, “I’m happy just being with you, so what
    should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys.” Even if you only do it
    20% of the time.

  16. turnbaby says:

    I laughed through your questions–OmG LOL. I’ll try and listen tonight.

    And i’m 50% gay myself

  17. Dustin says:

    If / When the gays invade, I’m comfortable knowing that the stockade I’ll be herded will be tastefully designed and will probably come fully stocked with all the hair care products I need to keep my curls looking fab-u-licious.

    In other words, I can’t wait for the gays to invade.

  18. jester says:

    I will be working to change that percentage to at least 50%. Shouldn’t be too difficult, as I can be quite persuasive.

  19. Hilly Sue says:

    Um, so that’s where my tiara went.

  20. SJ says:

    I would almost start my own radio show and invite you to guest just to get my very own Davetoon SJ!

    Except I’d have to talk. Live. On the air. And that would make me throw up.

  21. Poppy says:

    Dawg has forced me to subscribe to your blog and this post here with the pretty princess graphic makes me love you. Smart plan, Dawg, smart plan.

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