Dicks
Q: What's worse than having to spend 5 hours in a plane full of dicks?
A: Spending 5 hours on a plane full of dicks with an airline that serves TUNA FISH SNACK BOXES.
Seriously. I love Alaska Airlines and all that... they are easily one of my favorite companies to fly with.
BUT HOW F#@%ING STUPID IS IT THAT THEY SERVE STINKY TUNA FISH IN AN ENCLOSED SPACE LIKE AN AIRPLANE?!?
Pretty stupid.
And nauseating.
And, as if that weren't enough of a crimp on my day, I found out this morning that the post office is changing postal rates on May 12th. So now I have to get all that figured out before I can open the Artificial Duck Co. Store for pre-orders.
This is shaping up to be a heck of a week.
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OMG! I can’t even stand tuna fish in wide open spaces!!! Poor you!
Ugh, I think I’d vomit if I had to smell tuna fish. WTF are they thinking?
And I forgot about postage going up again. Why don’t they make it on an easy day to remember? May 12? Why not May 1 or June 1?
Ewww…yuck. Yeah, that’s pretty nasty. Hey, I wanted to apologize for you having to make a name tag thingie for me for Tequilacon only to have me end up not going. When I signed up, I totally didn’t realize it was my daughter’s First Communion that night (we’re having it at the Saturday evening mass, so there’s no way I can go)
I was looking forward to meeting you and the others so I am VERY bummed.
But, Alaska now exclusively serves Jones Soda. I absolutely love that. Did anybody complain they couldn’t get a Coke?
Giggling at all the lil Dicks—yeah I am 8
Mmmm…what’s not to like about free tuna fish?
Why are all the dicks circumcised?
Ha! This reminds me of my last job where I worked for the most loathesome couple imaginable. Towards the end I’d bring in fish for lunch every day and steam it up in the microwave. The place would absolutely reek for about an hour afterwards. I thought of it as my ‘silent protest’. They probably called it ‘passive agressive behaviour’
Changing the postal rates, and curiously not advertising until recently. Two weeks ago I was in my PO and the lady mentioned it. I said, “Oh, you guys should put something on the door” and she said, “Yeah, they won’t let us. I don’t know why.” Weird, but now they are. And I got all my one-centers yesterday.
An overwhelming tuna smell in an airplane would probably make me drive everywhere for the rest of my life.
At the least it wasn’t a bunch of assholes eating tuna fish… *Shiver*.
The guys I work with have politely requested I not eat sardines in the cafeteria while they are in there.
Wow. That is just bizarre. Last time I flew I was knee deep in morning sickness. Tuna would have killed me.
That is truly revolting.
Poppy does not like the fish, enclosed spaces or not.
So it was like being on a plane of dicks and vaginae all at the same time?
That picture is a total crackup. I love the fact they have sacks for feet.
Wow…that in-flight snack decision took a lot of brains!
If only someone were clipping their nails…your flight of ickiness would have been complete!
Not sure what’s worse – knowing they serve Tuna as a snack or knowing that someone paid $5 to buy it…
They probabley heard something about dicks loving tuna.
I can’t believe I just typed that. I will totally deny it if ever brought up.
That image of lil Dave in the plane is just priceless though.
LOL. Great art. : )
Ugh. I can’t imagine what that would smell like. Idea for a movie though if nothing else “Tuna On A Plane”.
Yuck. I hate tuna.
About postage, this is why I buy those stamps that just say “first class” or what-not without an actual price on them, then I don’t have to worry about one cent stamps etc. if prices go up. (Also, I find it odd that your blog is the first place I have heard of the rate increase. Hmmm. Tricky postal people.)
Eew! Stuck on a plane full of dicks, and yet it smells like stale vagina… My condolences.
so gross ! >__
although I made you sit next to me and my calamari..
but at least we weren’t locked in a metal tube!
heh
^____^
Oh, how I love that picture. All the dicks in a row. Dave you are just too awesome. Oh, and I like tuna, but not on a plane. Eeeeek!
he he he lil dicks, yah there’s no way the tuna fish would have happened if i were on the plane. i would be tossin my oreo cookies all over the place… and maybe the people.
I could make a really bad reference to the smell of tuna and dicks, but I’ll save that for another time.
Instead, I’ll use a cheesy take on a campy movie:
“DICKS ON A PLANE” coming to a theater near you.
This is my new favorite Dave ‘Toon. You haven’t used it before, have you?
Did they think they had to serve fish because of the Alaska part? That’s just nasty!
sorry, that davetoon with you and all the dicks is so funny.. and tuna? yuck, i can barely stand it in a restaurant, on an airplane i’d want to yank open the cabin door and throw myself out.. bleh.
i know how your week feels, mine is shaping up almost as badly.
hope yours gets better, or is at least filled with alcohol.
I can’t stand the smell of syrup… inevitably they serve pancakes on my airplane flights. Yes, I realize it is an odd thing to hate… not serving tuna seems much more obvious.
Yeah to Hilly for being the first to go for the vag dick joke.
Why you gotta be hatin? Not one Jew on the plane?
I think you made up that story about the tuna fish so we wouldn’t notice that you delayed the opening of the store again
I love that toon so much! The dick eating the tuna should be a button! It can go with your penis salad button. You are merely one more penis joke away from the phallic triumvirate!