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Posted on Wednesday, December 20th, 2006


Usually one has to drink copious amounts of alcohol to have a day like this...

Dave Vomit

I have no idea what I ate that is causing me such misery, but I think I might die any minute now.

And how was your day?

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  1. James says:

    And Lil’ Dave does that so casually.

  2. Tug says:

    I’m snowed in & don’t have to work, so life is WONDERFUL. Sorry for you…nice pic though. Is yours that green? Might want to get that checked.

  3. nancycle says:

    Oh, you poor thing! I hope that you have gravol and crackers and water to sip on out of a bendy straw and that you’re feeling better SOON!!!

    Is it the stomach flu or something you ate?

    You’re already looking better! Just look at you! See, muuuuch better.

  4. Hilly says:

    Erm, I will stop complaining about MY day now. Feel better, sickiepoo!

  5. ChicagoDave says:

    And I thought watching Little Dave chewing with his mouth open was bad…

  6. Kyle I says:

    Cold, snowy, and boring. I’m not sure if I’d be smiling like Lil’ Dave if I felt like that, but hey if that works for him!

    What on earth are the green dots supposed to be anyway?

  7. Dave2 says:

    Charred… No doubt.

    James… Puking casually is something I learned in college.

    Tug… I want YOUR day then. Trade?

    Nancycle… I have no idea, though I am pretty sure it’s something I ate, because there are no aches and pains like when you get stomach flu.

    Hilly… Just doing my part to make your day better!

    ChicagoDave… Just be glad I don’t have diarrhea then?

    Kyle… Those are air bubbles. My stomach has been churning all day. Dave is smiling because his intestines stayed inside.

  8. diane says:

    I got through the extended vom scene in Team America, and yet somehow Lil’ Daves green shower grossed me out!
    Hope you are feeling better soon. 🙁 Sending warm thoughts of settled tummies your way.

  9. jenny says:

    Oh no!!! You didn’t eat at Taco Bell, did you?

    Ugh – I’m so sorry you’re not feeling good. There’s not much worse than stomach flu symptoms – just awful. 🙁

    Try the B.R.A.T. diet once you can eat again – bananas, rice, applesauce and toast. Good for sensitive bellies.

  10. RW says:

    Ok I guess. I was told today that next year I’ll be travelling even more than this year, which is mostly good because I can’t stand being in the office. I have lost 10 pounds since the doctor told me to take off 15. All my Christmas shopping is done. My Jones Soda stock is out the roof. And I think I’ve sprouted a third arm which will make typing so much easier.

    Guess that beats the shit out of green speckled vomit huh? Poor Dave…

  11. Dave2 says:

    Diane… Yes, well, it actually looks better in the DaveToon than in real life, so count yourself lucky!

    Jenny… Wait a second… where’s the vodka in the B.R.A.T. diet? I don’t trust any diet that doesn’t have vodka in it!

    R.W… Well, looks like you’re having The Best Week Ever, and I am totally jealous. But how is it that all the Chicago area bloggers are choosing to all comment at the same time here?

  12. RW says:

    We all get bored around 11:15 PM ever since they stopped playing Fred Astaire movies after midnight. Besides, the way it is configured now – I don’t even see the comment I commented which you commented on.

    But I imagine that’ll be fixed by the time I hit “Post.”


  13. Chase says:

    Seeing as Cartoon Dave doesn’t have any teeth, I bet he gives a good hummer. Hmmm.

  14. Dave2 says:

    R.W… And I’m writing a comment to reply to your comment replying to my comment even though I can’t yet see either of them. No Fred Astaire movies? Are there riots in the streets?

    Chase… Uhhh… when you have your mouth wide open to vomit, do YOUR teeth show?? Because, as scary as vomiting is, I am now trying to picture somebody throwing up while their lips are pulled back over their teeth and am going to get sick all over again. Not only does Lil’ Dave HAVE teeth, he has very NICE teeth because he takes care of them with frequent brushing and flossing (as you can see here).

  15. diane says:

    Ha ha! That is kind of funny about the Chicago bloggers.
    I guess we all go to bed around the same time. I’m doing the final pre-lights-out blog surf of the day over here.
    Which is why I always have weird Lil’ Dave dreams.
    Uh, and by always, I mean…once in a very rare while. 😉

  16. Gah. Disturbing illo.

    My boss left work early yesterday with the pukies. When he puked in his truck, he knew it was time to go.

    Hope you feel better…my day was teh suck. I hate working with stupid people.

  17. serap says:

    Oh no, feel better soon Dave. Thankfully my work computer is so old and crappy I can’t actually see Lil’ Dave vomiting. He is just standing there smiling at me. Hope you are now standing and smiling rather than sicking.

  18. I actually had a wonderful day, thanks for asking. I’m mentally willing you well, so when you wake up tomorrow you should be better. If it works, I’ll take sole credit. If not, I’ll blame this useless “magic” bean.

  19. The Chad says:

    I had some beer in green bottles when I got home from work this morning. I was slightly hung over when I got up this afternoon. Damn green beer did it ot me again.

    when will i ever learn?

  20. Avitable says:

    Given the arc, color and apparent consistency of the vomit, I’m suggesting you get a priest because I think you’ve been possessed by some type of demon.

  21. karla says:

    Oh DAVE! You poor guy. As a recent victim of projectile pukage, I hear/feel/smell your pain.

    Ain’t NUTHIN’ worse than barfing….well, ok a few things, but not much.

    Get better and get to using that charcoal….

  22. Karl says:

    I must be missing something. Is that an animated GIF? It’s not showing up for me. Oh well, hope you feel better soon.

  23. Johnny Golightly says:

    Hiya Dave,

    I often wondered what parallel lifes we live; yesterday I woke up with pukies as well (you have to take the timedifference US-Holland in account to figure out that we probably both hugged the porcelain friend simultaneously). It took me all day to recover, and even now, 36 hours later, I still haven’t eaten, just some crackers with tea, that came out even faster than it went in…

    Finally I got so bored that I crawled from bathroom to my computer and logged on. Your blog made me smile for the first time since. Thanx mate!

  24. whatchu eat?

    split pea soup?

    no wonder you’re puking.

  25. delmer says:

    I believe I spotted a bit of Hello Kitty Pop Tart in Little Dave’s spew.

  26. Chris G says:

    I’m very impressed that, despite being ill Dave, you still make time to create a Dave Toon. Hope you get well soon.

  27. Charred says:

    To compound the gross, I thought delmer said he saw some “Hello Kitty Poop Tart” in Lil’ Dave’s emesis.


  28. Göran says:

    I’m so stuffed from too much food right now that I’m considering bulimia.

    Get well soon!

  29. Randy says:

    Nothing more to add…so along with everyone else, I hope you feel better now…

  30. Laurence says:

    It is difficult to comment on this Lil’Dave animation. I discovered it this morning and It is not very pleasant… Then, I immediately thought of a French movie that, of course, you did not watch !!!
    La cité de la peur” is the movie. It is very famous here !

    I wanted to find a video. There are a lot of videos but not the passage which I think. So, I will try to explain : There is a character who vomits when he is happy. And in this movie, he is often happy !!! (comic of repetition)

    Here two famous dialogues :
    -What do you do, Ben Simon ? Are you sick in the car ?
    -No, it is nothing… It is right that when I am happy, I vomit.

    -You wish a whisky ?
    -Just a finger.
    -You do not want a whisky initially ?
    (PS. I do not know if the expression exists in english… we say “just a finger” when a small quantity is wanted)

  31. ms. sizzle says:

    i missed the puking!

    i’m kinda grateful.

    glad you are better. Phew!

  32. oy, bubbie, we had the same thing!!! it was a 24 hour flu that kicked my ass and stomach harder and faster than anything I’ve ever had in all of my life. I seriously thought I had one foot on the peel.

    glad you’re better!

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