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Posted on Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

Dave!I just found out that I can have Elizabeth Hurley, and it will only cost me $1500.00!

Well, not really... but it's the closest I'm probably ever going to get.

Somebody is selling what they claim to be the original "Vanessa Kensington Fembot" model from Austin Powers 2 on eBay. Except the hair looks redder and he's calling her "Jessica Kensington" for some reason. As most of you probably know (and shame on you if you don't) Vanessa was played by the incomparable Ms. Hurley in the first Austin Powers film and had a cameo at the beginning of the sequel where we find out she's really a Fembot!

Vanessa Liz Fembot

Pretty amazing. And she has an off-switch! I wonder who the lucky bastard is that has the job of building battery-powered women for a living?

And now, I'm off! After a three-and-one-half-hour drive, I'll be back home for a blissful four weeks (knock wood).

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  1. Jeff says:

    Don’t bother Dave. According to Ebay, she cost $3500 AND holes where the nipples are supposed to be.

    For that kind of money she should at least have nipples!

  2. Avitable says:

    It’s $3K, which still seems reasonable.

    Only problem I see: No vagina.

  3. kapgar says:

    Can I be quality control in the sculpting department?

  4. ms. sizzle says:

    men and their pipe dreams! 😉 jk.

  5. Eve says:

    Do her boobs shoot bullets?

  6. Kapha says:

    She does have nice skin tone, but really…

    … the rest of her totally freaks me out! Aieeeeeee!

  7. adena says:

    The old people will be so happy to have you back for Bunko and cocoa in the recreation room. 🙂

  8. EDDIE says:

    Not bad price if it’s true. You should check
    Amazing and scary! (Yes, they do sell male doll model too. Only one choice so far.)
    FYI, standard model starts at $6499.

  9. serap says:

    Oh my god, that’s so horribly freaky! I’m scared of mannequins at the best of times, but that really is creepy. Also, have they not exaggerated her boobs just a little bit?

  10. Troy says:

    Yeah that pictures freaks me out. Not right!

  11. Laurence says:

    Cette photo me fait peur aussi !!!
    (I had a nightmare because of this picture !)

    This fembot should be in a museum of cinema and not be freely sold on Ebay !

  12. Jeff says:

    Odd – the seller keeps changing the price. What, the price of bots fluctuate based on demand?

  13. sandra says:

    Do you think you’d get anything done, ever, if you had that? You might do a lot of staring…

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