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Posted on Thursday, July 20th, 2006

Dave!After yet another orgasm-inducing meal at David's Pizza, I decided to drop by The Comic Book Shop to see if lesbian Batwoman was out (heh, heh) yet. Not only was she out, but she was REALLY out, because they had three stacks of the issue piled on the shelf. Apparently lesbian super-heroes translate into big comic book sales. This has me wondering if we're going to start seeing lesbians in all the comics now. Or perhaps more lesbians on this blog! In any event, the story was kind of boring and barely hinted at any hot lesbionic action. Fanboys are going to be upset.

But not by the size of her chest...

Batwoman

I have no idea how she can be expected to fight crime around a rack like that, but I guess every hero has their problems. Batwoman just happens to have two of them.

This is my last day on the road for awhile. Tomorrow I'll be home and finally be able to catch up on everything that's been piling up for the past two months. I live in fear of my post box. There's bound to be quite a stack of mail heaped in there by now. Much like my email InBox...

Inbox

I mean, dang, that's a LOT of email to read. My spam filter works pretty well, so most of those are going to be legit. I guess I know what I'm going to be doing this weekend.

WATCHING CLERKS II, THAT'S WHAT! Hah!

And adding more lesbians to Blogography.

Uhhh... and answering email (if I can find the time).


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Comments

  1. I don’t know what the big deal is about Batwoman. Its about time that Lebanese women were represented in comic books. And those who are against it are just….What? OOOOOHHHH.

    Never mind.

    Nice Boobies.

  2. I was out of town for a couple of days and had a whoppin’ 32 emails waiting for me. I was seriously self-impressed, until I read your 504. Not that I ever imagined myself in your realm, or anything, O Mighty Dave. Happy reading.

  3. RW says:

    504 emails from lesbians. You rock, dude!

  4. Eve says:

    Comic book shop, yippee!!!!!!

    I so friggin’ love lesbian Batwoman. And, while this is probably all in my mind, I do believe lesbian comic book Batwoman looks like me. Though, I’m probably more like your version: squat and stacked, that’s me.

  5. Caitie says:

    Lesbian Batwoman?

    Oh, hell yes. Life is good now.

  6. James says:

    Thats what you get for being so damn cool and popular. I don’t get that many emails a year.

    Add all the lesbian comic chicks to Blogography that you want! Hmm… pornography…blogography..pornography…hot lesbian blogpornography

  7. ms. sizzle says:

    batwoman might need reduction surgery if she is serious about fighting crime. i’m telling you this as a big chested woman. :)

  8. Belinda says:

    *scurrying off to send Dave a dozen emails before he has time to catch his breath…*

  9. Carl says:

    So does Batwoman have emergency airbags installed in her chest? I like how you paid attention to those important cartoon details, because if she were to fall from a building I don’t think there would be anything else to break her fall.

  10. SJ says:

    Big boobs, red hair, perfect lips. It’s Hilly!!!

  11. EDDIE says:

    Dave,
    Is two women(lesbian) your biggest fantasy? Who would you pair with Elizabeth Hurley as lesbian couple?
    I think lesbians worship Xena Warrior Princess most.
    Is Batwoman for the younger lesbians?

  12. Kevin says:

    One can never have too many lesbians on his blog!

  13. Avitable says:

    Well, DC needed something to get the media’s attention after they went all gaga over Marvel’s Civil War.

    Book of the week to read next Wednesday: Astro City Special.

  14. Hilly says:

    LMAO – hahahaha SJ.

    She is so ME were I a super hero….funny that we were just having the “what super power would you want” convo at dinner last night!

    That’s Telekenisis, Kyle!

  15. Göran says:

    I miss Dykes on Bikes now. Bikes and boobies :)

  16. VeggieHead says:

    Randomly stumbled on your site today (you come up when searching for George Seurat on Google images!) and – hey! – I’m a lesbian! AND I love Batwoman! Yippee. That’s another notch on yer, um, blogpost.

  17. karla says:

    Um. Well, I had something funny and ironic and witty to say but then I started thinking about BatWymyn with big boobs and I started thinking about logistics (those things would totally get in the way when climbing buildings, what kind of support do you need under the Bat Suit, do the straps dig in to her shoulders and what about nipples showing when it’s cold) and I lost my train of thought.

    Boobs are a pain in the ass. No wait, that didn’t come out right.

    I really need to shut up now.

  18. Mocha says:

    I don’t know what this post was about. My eyes scanned “Lesbionic” and then I came here hypnotized by those huge breasticles. For some eerie reason, I have an uncontrollable urge to put on tights and my silver bracelets.

    My desire to fill in your e-mail inbox is growing stronger, too.

  19. Erin says:

    That’s the best title EVER! I keep repeating it to myself. Lesbionic, lesbionic…

  20. Laurence says:

    The Super Heroes’ Sexuality : it is a question much debated in France. Let me make myself clear…
    In France, there is not a strong american comic book’s culture. So, imagine lesbian and gay comic book characters… For me, I discovered something…
    But, there was a debate on some BD heroes’ sexuality like :
    – Spirou et Fantasio, Gay or not ?
    – Blake et Mortimer, Gay or not ? (if you do not know Edgar Jacobs, it is a mistake… ;-)
    – And Tintin ? We have never seen Tintin with a woman… (So, I am afraid to ask the question) Tintin and Snowy ?!???

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirou_et_Fantasio
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blake_and_Mortimer
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tintin

  21. claire says:

    Are Batwoman’s breasts really that large or could that just be part of her disguise? I mean, you know no villians will be looking at her face with those… ;)

  22. Wayne Hall says:

    Heavy Metal showed me my first glimpse of what true 48DD superwomen can look like(F.A.K.K., right?), and as impractical as it may seem when you really concentrate on trying to find practical aspects, it’s hard not to concentrate on what makes it impractical. Believe me, I’m an expert because I’ve had literally millions of glimpses since then.

    Hmm, homosexual superheroes… I guess we’d have She-man, of course, battling Pastel-aTOR. And the Southpark guys already created Seaman (“that’s SEA-man!”). And who could forget characters never before created, like Wonder Dyke, The Absolutely _Fabulous_ Four, Strongwill & Grace, Queer Eye for The Thing (with his gutteral catch-phrase “it’s sodomizing time!!!!!”), The Flaming Human Torch, Nike Girl (sure, she can run fast, but she’s a superhero because she has a 12″ tongue and she can get off with only one finger), and we all remember Buttman and Throbbin’ being chased by the villianous Jakker and The Piddler.

    “Wonder Twin powers activate! Form of, an ice dildo….”. “Form of, a duct-tape-wrapped hamster!”

    Ok, that one might have gone too far, and I don’t mean as a double entendre…

    (:

  23. Michelle YBF says:

    Those are her boobs? I honestly thought those were her arms folded across her chest. Maybe she can shoot laser beams from her nipples?

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