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Posted on Wednesday, March 9th, 2005

Dave!Now that my motorcycle is out, naturally the weather has to go from warm and sunny to cold and overcast. And now it's raining. While that sucks total ass, I must say I'm not surprised. It just seems to be my luck. Interestingly enough, the weather is the least of my problems just now. Something far worse is afoot...

I have Adult Attention Deficit Disorder.

Or so an email I just got is telling me. Fortunately, a drug called STRATTERA promises to fix me right up. In other good news, they also have all the drugs I need to cure my other problems... like erectile dysfunction, genital herpes, and overactive bladder (gotta go gotta go gotta go right now!). Even better, I can get these drugs as imports at a fraction of the cost!

And that begs the question... if you did have something like genital herpes, would you really want to trust the medication for it to some unknown person selling drugs over the internet? Bizarre.

Oh well, once I'm hooked up with my drugs, I'll no longer have to worry about Adult ADD, erectile dysfunction, herpes, or an overactive bladder... I guess that means I can finally concentrate on my 4-hour erection and stop infecting the ladies with herpes and peeing my pants. Life is good!

Movie Quotable of the Day: "I don't know what they taught you in France, but rude and interesting are not the same things."
Yesterday's Answer: Splash (1984) with Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah.

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  1. revi says:

    French Kiss.

    I have some Mortgage spam, if you wanna trade a few for some pills.

    Was stinkin hot here today. A whole 78 degrees. I think we skipped spring, which bites, that is my favorite season.

  2. karla says:

    I, apparently, have a small penis. I know, I know, it’s really embarrassing, but those good folks in SpamLand have promised an extra six inches or so if I just take their medication. I have hopes for a larger penis by this summer. Wish me luck. I’m sure my husband will be happy with my new, larger penis as well. It’s been a problem for us.

  3. Sharron says:

    You crack me up Dude! Your blog is hilarious! Thanks for the smiles today.

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