Bleh.

It's at times like this when I have absolutely nothing to write about that I regret having a blog. Guess it must be time for a meme...

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have a scar on my left thumb. I got frostbite as a kid, so my hands don't register pain properly all the time. One day I was using a hack-saw and noticed the blade was turning red... turns out I was sawing into my thumb and didn't know it.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR BEDROOM? Posters for Strange Days and Pulp Fiction.
3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE? An iPhone 4.
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Mostly 80's pop, but there's a bunch of new stuff I like too.
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Not off-hand, no.
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To be somewhere else.
7. WHO DO YOU MISS? I just got done watching Dr. Who, so I miss my best friend Howard, who was a Dr. Who fanatic.
8. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU OR HAS A CRUSH ON YOU? Probably. Poor soul.
9. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU KISSED? An old friend.
10. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Lewis
11. THE BEST TV SHOW EVER CREATED? Jeremy Piven's Cupid
12. THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO? My mom.
13. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No.
14. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Ooh... I don't cry very often. If I had to guess, I'd say two people I don't even know.
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME? I don't wear the stuff, but there is a scent that the ladies wear that drives me crazy... I'm just not sure what it's called. It's kind of powdery and fresh with a light floral edge to it. When worn in "barely there" moderation, it's killer.
16. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Dark hair and dark eyes.
17. WOULD YOU RATHER BE SMART OR FUNNY? Smart.
18. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS? Neither. Though I do like Jäger Bombs, which are dropped in Red Bull, so I guess energy drinks?
19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese.
20. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Puka Dog!
21. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU MAD? Sean Hannity. What a hypocritical piece of shit.
22. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE? Not any more.
23. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU? Probably a stuffed animal when I was a baby. I had a lot of them.
24. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE? More than I could ever say.
25. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No.
26. FAVOURITE CLOTHING BRAND? Donna Karan New York. I'm not into clothes even a little bit... but if I could afford it, everything I own would be Donna Karan.
27. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM CAR? One that flies.
28. WHAT COLOUR IS IT? Silver.
29. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE KIND OF EXERCISE? Walking.
30. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Been there. Done that.
31. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? I wouldn't know.
32. WRITE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED? 24.
33. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Either.
34. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN? Work.
35. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Ignorance.
36. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY? WHERE DID YOU GO? WHAT PLACE DID YOU LIKE BEST? Yes. Lots of places. Edinburgh, Scotland.
37. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Apple products.
38. FRIES/CHIPS, RICE, OR BEANS? Fries (PATATJES MET!).
39. FIRST JOB? Picking fruit in an orchard.
40. EVER PRANK CALLED SOMEONE? Yes.
41. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS? Catching up on television with my DVR.
42. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY WHAT WOULD IT BE? Uhhh... I dunno. Might be nice to get my broken nose straightened out?
43. WHY DID YOU FILL OUT THIS MEME? I had nothing better to blog about.
44. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My work.
45. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? Take frequent vacations to where it was legal.
46. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? My birthday is a year away... so I guess surviving long enough to reach it would be good.
47. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Now? Probably none.
48. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My father.
49. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No.
50. WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVOURITE? Index finger. It's just so bloody useful.
51. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? A vegetarian tamale with rice.
52. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It's okay. But most everyting is typed into a computer, so I don't really care.
53. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE LUNCH MEAT? Not a great question for a vegetarian.
54. ANY BAD HABITS? Yes.
55. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? I don't have CDs anymore, they've all been ripped into iTunes. I'm not really embarrassed by any of it.
56. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Sure. I'm awesome!
57. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? Not that I can think of.
58. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not as much to me as they seem to matter to most people.
59. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER? Rant on my blog.
60. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My sister's house. I love being there.
61. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? No.
62. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE TOY AS A CHILD? Unquestionably LEGO.
63. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR MOBILE PHONE? 412.
64. DO YOU USE SARCASM? No. Not at all. (sarcasm)
65. DO YOU KNOW ANYONE FAMOUS? Yes.
66. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? Yes. But that was a while ago.
67. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A PLACE TO LIVE? Proximity to Maui.
68. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Dave2, Blogography, Duke.
69. HOW MANY HATS DO YOU OWN? WHAT'S YOUR HAT SIZE? Dozens of baseball caps, a cowboy hat, a fedora, and a crown. I think they're all "one-size-fits-all" kind of things.
70. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? No.
71. WERE YOU UPSET ABOUT STEVE IRWIN DYING? Upset for his family.
72. WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate.
73. ARE YOU LAZY? When working? No. In my free time? Yes.
74. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS AT THE MOMENT? I start most every day with Matt & Kim's Block After Block, but there's lots of other songs I'm loving too.
75. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND? Depeche Mode.
76. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? Zero. They were all yanked when I got my braces.
77. DO YOU WANT TO GO ANYWHERE SPECIAL THIS YEAR? Yes. But I want to go someplace special every year.
78. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Mackintosh Braun. If you don't know who they are, you are seriously missing out.
79. LAST THING YOU ATE? A vegetarian tamale with rice.
80. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? A good friend.
81. WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE MORNING? In the mirror? That would be how messed up my hair is.
82. FAVOURITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Mercy In You by Depeche Mode.
83. FAVOURITE TWO THINGS TO HATE? FOX News and Microsoft Windows.
84. FAVOURITE DRINK? Coke with Lime. But since they don't make it anymore, I guess Pineapple-Orange-Guava Juice (POG).
85. FAVOURITE ZODIAC SIGN? Aries.
86. SPORTS YOU LIKE TO WATCH? Hockey. Baseball.
87. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR? Black with gray moving in.
88. EYE COLOUR? Dark Brown.
89. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES? Only when I'm not wearing contacts. Or it's bright out and I'm wearing sunglasses.
90. SIBLINGS? Yes!
91. FAVOURITE MONTH(s)? March.
92. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI? Not since I became a vegetarian.
93. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? The Neil Gaiman episode of Dr. Who.
94. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? The First Day of Spring.
95. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Hell yes.
96. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer. Unless it's Winter in Hawaii.
97. KISSES OR HUGS? Depends on the person, but probably hugs.
98. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS? They both have their place.
99. WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE CELEBRITY? Betty White or Ryan Reynolds.
100. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO ASK YOU ON A DATE? The person I most want to.
101. BOOKS YOU'D LIKE TO SEE TURNED INTO A FILM? The Authority.

There! Are you happy now, internets?