Meh.
How did I spend this absolutely awesome day in Chicago? A day filled with sunshine, blue skies, and unicorns running through the streets spreading laughter and magic wherever they go?
Mostly inside working.
Sure it sucks, but I did get to go to Huey's for a veggie dog, so there's that...
After I had more fun at work than I could possibly stand, a couple friends and I went out to dinner where I ate too much food I don't remember and several shots of Jägermeister that I can't remember. Then everybody wanted to go see Robin Hood at the movies but I was too wiped out so I went back to my hotel to relax.
Until I got called out for beer and pretzels.
Now I've returned to my hotel again so I can pass out from excessive alcohol and food consumption. On the way back, I stopped for a jug of milk, thinking that I had once heard it will coat your stomach and reduce the amount of alcohol your body absorbs. But then I remembered you are supposed to have the milk before you drink, so I decided to consult ASK DAVE! to see what I should do. He thought it was a good idea ("OH YEAH!") so Milk Chug it was. I wanted to know if I'd end up puking my guts out by mixing milk, Jägermeister, and beer, but ASK DAVE! just said "ASK ME LATER!" which is probably not a good thing...
I'll be sure to update this entry if I hurl up an offering to the porcelain god tonight. Heaven only knows this kind of useful information needs to be Googleable for future generations.
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That veggie dog looks pretty good. I mean not as good as one with a Vienna frank inside, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
Hope that work thing wasn’t too bad. Please no upchucking tho, k? We’ve got a delicate sewer system.
I have found that Ask Dave is not to be trusted on these kind of questions and so I do the opposite. (Yes, I have the app.)
I’ve never heard that milk trick. Did it work? Seems like it would be heavy. I usually have two Tylenol and a glass of water if I’m not too messed up to remember.
I’m in awe of your mad typing skills while drinking. I couldn’t write a post coherently, upload pictures or remember to use spell check if I’d been doing shots of anything.
Are you getting naked with your iPhone? Dude, you are such an Apple whore…..
After all that crazy food/booze action, the milk was probably a groovy idea! And dude, you took topless pics. You little hussy. 😉
Please put on a shirt when taking those candid pics of yourself. I’m afraid you might come off a little pervy looking like you might be nekkid on your blog.
If that is your “thing”, then please disregard this statement.
Glad you are having fun on a work trip anyway. The region got snow while you were gone….
Well?! Did it work?!!
So, does Ask Dave have the answer yet?
Tell Chicago “hi” for me!
I was going to say that you got ripped off because they forgot to put the hotdog in your bun, but then I remembered it was a veggie dog.
Good thing for Jäger and milk to help ease the bloat of the beer.
How did I miss the naked Dave blog? O.M.G.
I want more naked photos ! 😀