Thanks to all of you who are flooding my social media with birthday wishes! Now that I'm officially old and slow, it will take a while to reply to all y'all... but I'll get there eventually, because the outpouring of kindness means the world to me!
But so does money. Money is great. Feel free to send money as well. In fact, if you would rather not spend your precious time sending a happy birthday message, you can just skip that part and send money. I promise I'll appreciate it just as much. If not more. Probably more.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! Dave2, Jake, and Jenny.
I know it's an honest mistake, but that's not me in the video.
But that's an adequate representation of what it's like for me getting out of bed every day.

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Belated Happy Birthday, Dave.
Thank you, sir!