It's currently 15 minutes until midnight. I have precious little time to get a blog entry in for the day... and nothing to blog about.
Except...
Just now ehen I was looking through my iPhone photos to see if I could remember something blogable that happened today, I saw this photo taken earlier this evening at 10:11pm...
What is this?
Where was I at 10:11pm?
This has to be in my house, but I'll be darned if I know which part of my house it is.
I actually walked around room to room, holding up my iPhone to see if I could figure it out. My best guess is that this is my upstairs bathroom and that rectangular hole in the upper-right is my skylight. But what would I be doing with my camera app running in the bathroom?
AM I FILMING PORN IN MY BATHROOM WHILE SLEEPWALKING NOW?
Wait... I am a sleepwalker?
Wait... I fell asleep at 10:11pm and didn't know it?
I suppose if money starts rolling in from an OnlyFans account (which I also would have had to set up while sleepwalking) then I'll know for sure.
Otherwise?
I'll be darn disappointed if I'm sleep-sexting my homemade sleepwalking porn to people for free.
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Could you make an exception just for me? I’m so very poor these days!
If I ever end up slinging my horrible self on Only Fans for cash, please know that I am poorer than you! 🙂
Another reason I turn my phone off when I get home each evening.
That is not a denial that you film porn while sleepwalking at night! You could be using other cameras! 😀