Wow.

I don't think I've done a meme in like... forever.

65 Questions You Aren't Used To by rainbowsociety:

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? All the time.
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? 0
3. The person you would never want to meet? President Trump.
4. What is your favorite word? Exacerbate.
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? Douglas fir.
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? I really need to clean this mirror.
7. What shirt are you wearing? Orange T-shirt.
8. What do you label yourself as? Human.
9. Bright room or dark room? Bright room to work. Dark room to sleep.
10. What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching Bonding on Netflix.
11. Favorite age you've been so far? 36.
12. Who told you they loved you last? My sister.
13. Your worst enemy? Time.
14. What is your current desktop picture? Yosemite.
15. Do you like someone? I like lots of people.
16. The last song you listened to? Stop Kicking My Heart Around by Dead or Alive.
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? If I said his name the Secret Service would probably arrest me.
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? If I said his name the Secret Service would probably arrest me.
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? I would never have a "slave."
20. What is your best physical attribute? Fingerprints.
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? I'd look bad. I'd eat pizza.
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? I give good kitty belly rubs.
23. What is one unique thing you're afraid of? My cats getting hurt.
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. Deep-fried grilled cheese.
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? Lumber for my kitchen remodel.
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? India.
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. What's it gonna be? Jägermeister.
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?  Be kind. Or treat others as you would want to be treated, which is pretty much the same thing.
29. What is your favorite expletive? Fuck.
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno? Jake's favorite toy, Mufasa the Lion.
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Listening to Sam Smith "sing" literally anything.
32. You got kicked out of the country. But you can move to anywhere else in the world! Edinburgh, Scotland.
33. Death appears. He offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? My mom.
34. What was your last dream about? I don't dream.
35. Are you a good...[insert anything you'd like here]? Please don't insert anything into me.
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? Yes.
37. Have you ever built a snowman? I'm from Central Washington. Of course I have.
38. What is the color of your socks? Always all white.
39. What type of music do you like? 80's Pop.
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? Depends on where I am. Usually sunsets, especially at a beach facing West. But maybe sunrises if I'm facing East on top of Haleakala or something.
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? Light Chocolate
42. What football team do you support? I don't do football.
43. Do you have any scars? Yes. On my left thumb.
44. What do you want to be when you graduate? An astronaut.
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? My age.
46. Are you reliable? To a fault, yes.
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? Got any stock tips?
48. Do you hold grudges? I try not to, but if the offense is great enough I hold onto that fucker until I die.
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? Puppygator.
50. What is the most unusual conversation you've ever had? It was with my ex-girlfriend.
51. Are you a good liar? Not even a little bit. Easier to just tell the truth.
52. How long could you go without talking? If I could still text or email? The rest of my life.
53. What has been you worst haircut/style? Bowl cut.
54. Have you ever baked your own cake? Um. Yeah.
55. Can you do any accents other than your own? Not convincingly.
56. What do you like on your toast? Loads of butter and a little seedless strawberry jam.
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? A window.
58. What would be you dream car? 2019 Corvette Stingray Z51 3LT Performance Package in Long Beach Red.
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. No.
60. Do you believe in aliens? Sure.
61. Do you often read your horoscope? Never.
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? W.
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? Dragons.
64. What do you think about babies? They're okay if I can give them back after a few minutes.
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of. Do you really have nothing better to do than answer these 65 random questions?