Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do? Depends on the ex. For most of them I would absolutely stop and help out. I'd be an asshole not to, regardless of how it ended. For one of them though? Probably throw gasoline on it.
Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction? Uhhh... congratulations?
When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face? Yesterday afternoon. It was a stranger. She was being an ass without cause.
What is the last thing you spent money on? Bathroom fixtures at Home Depot. All my money goes to Home Depot now, it seems.
Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month? Lost.
Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos? Puffy.
The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. What do you do? Move them to the bottom of my friends list. If I actually was being a bitch, then I would still move them to the bottom of my friend's list... I'd just feel a little bad about it.
Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name? Jake
Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name? Olivia
What are you craving right now? A Qdoba burrito.
What was the last thing you cried about? Something I shouldn't have.
When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it? If it's being handed to me, I take it and see if there's a penny tray to dump it in. Under no circumstances would I say "keep it" for that tiny of an amount.
What color is your tissue box? Blue and grey.
Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan? I do not, but I really wish I did.
What was the last voicemail you received about? Somebody confirming a meeting for next year.
Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook? Oh hell yes.
Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year? Nearly running into a car that was stopped in the middle of a pitch-black highway while driving from Portland, ME to Boston, MA. I still have flashbacks that terrify me.
Do you wear a name tag at work? Nope.
What kind of car do you want? Porsche Convertible. Or a Corvette. The right Corvette.
What do you order when you go to Burger King? Seeing as how I loathe their food and swore years ago I would never step foot in another one? N-o-t-h-i-n-g-! Maybe a lemonade. Fries, if I'm desperate... even though they can't hold a candle to McFries.
Have you ever had a garage sale? Nope.
What color is your cell phone? Black in a blue case
What is the last alcoholic beverage you had? A beer.
Are you happy right now? Not as much as I'd like to be... but it's okay.
Who came over to your house last? A friend of a friend.
Do you drink beer? Yes. Not so much in the winter, but I love it in the summer.
Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted? No.
What is your favorite key on your key chain? One I should have discarded long ago, but can't for some reason.
What was the last movie you watched at home?Ant-Man. Still love it.
What is in your pocket? A key. A quarter.
Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife? My last one? I introduced myself.
Where do you hurt? All over. Seriously
Has someone ever made you a build a bear? No, but I've made one for somebody else.
What's something fun you did today? Painted a wall.
What is your favorite aisle at Target? Video games.
When is your birthday? March 24.
Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror? Nope.
How many states in the US have you been to? All but one
What kind of milk do you drink? Not-Fat... or perhap almond milk.