Don't dream it's over...
...because a Very Special All-Random-Questions Bullet Sunday starts... now...

• Your ex's car is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do? Depends on the ex. For most of them I would absolutely stop and help out. I'd be an asshole not to, regardless of how it ended. For one of them though? Probably throw gasoline on it.
• Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction? Uhhh... congratulations?
• When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face? Yesterday afternoon. It was a stranger. She was being an ass without cause.
• What is the last thing you spent money on? Bathroom fixtures at Home Depot. All my money goes to Home Depot now, it seems.
• Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month? Lost.
• Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos? Puffy.
• The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. What do you do? Move them to the bottom of my friends list. If I actually was being a bitch, then I would still move them to the bottom of my friend's list... I'd just feel a little bad about it.
• Congratulations! You just had a son. What’s his name? Jake
• Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What’s her name? Olivia
• What are you craving right now? A Qdoba burrito.
• What was the last thing you cried about? Something I shouldn't have.
• When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it? If it's being handed to me, I take it and see if there's a penny tray to dump it in. Under no circumstances would I say "keep it" for that tiny of an amount.
• What color is your tissue box? Blue and grey.
• Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan? I do not, but I really wish I did.
• What was the last voicemail you received about? Somebody confirming a meeting for next year.
• Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook? Oh hell yes.
• Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year? Nearly running into a car that was stopped in the middle of a pitch-black highway while driving from Portland, ME to Boston, MA. I still have flashbacks that terrify me.
• Do you wear a name tag at work? Nope.
• What kind of car do you want? Porsche Convertible. Or a Corvette. The right Corvette.
• What do you order when you go to Burger King? Seeing as how I loathe their food and swore years ago I would never step foot in another one? N-o-t-h-i-n-g-! Maybe a lemonade. Fries, if I'm desperate... even though they can't hold a candle to McFries.
• Have you ever had a garage sale? Nope.
• What color is your cell phone? Black in a blue case
• What is the last alcoholic beverage you had? A beer.
• Are you happy right now? Not as much as I'd like to be... but it's okay.
• Who came over to your house last? A friend of a friend.
• Do you drink beer? Yes. Not so much in the winter, but I love it in the summer.
• Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted? No.
• What is your favorite key on your key chain? One I should have discarded long ago, but can't for some reason.
• What was the last movie you watched at home? Ant-Man. Still love it.
• What is in your pocket? A key. A quarter.
• Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife? My last one? I introduced myself.
• Where do you hurt? All over. Seriously
• Has someone ever made you a build a bear? No, but I've made one for somebody else.
• What's something fun you did today? Painted a wall.
• What is your favorite aisle at Target? Video games.
• When is your birthday? March 24.
• Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror? Nope.
• How many states in the US have you been to? All but one
• What kind of milk do you drink? Not-Fat... or perhap almond milk.
• What are you going to do after this? Go to bed.

And now? Jonesin' for more Jessica Jones!